@emmettmccleary I took it back and the girl working laughed. must happen all the time. @TraderJoesX can I have a $100 gift card
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news reporter @sfstandard / priors @sfbusinesstimes @ucberkeleyirp @kalw @thefrisc / skate stuff at plank magazine [email protected]
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i'm also taking a break from trader joe's but it's because i found a cockroach in my salad today 🙌
Adam@_dams0n
Taking a break from Trader Joe’s. Cashier asked if I wanted a bag or if I’d be using “nature’s carriers” while doing jazz hands
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@low___impact its literally a free protein boost? you got that one special and here, you besmirch it, your prize
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@cigarettetax they maintain their crispness and pop really well but yeah it'll still razor tail. I think I skated mine for about three months
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On her way out of office, Kristi Noem praised San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie, saying he worked "very well" with federal immigration forces. "He probably doesn't want me to talk about it a lot," she added. @ggreschler + Jonah Owen Lamb 👇
sfstandard.com/2026/03/05/kri…
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talked to a kid gathering signatures outside the grocery store the other day who said he expected to make at least $75K, and probably closer to $100K, by the end of april. it's a good time to be a petitioner
The San Francisco Standard@sfstandard
Signatures to qualify ballot measures are fetching unprecedented prices in part because of the battle over the billionaire tax. 📝: @low___impact sfstandard.com/2026/03/05/cal…
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@willystaley the good ledges are at the basketball court in the back
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Damn, looks like they knobbed the flagpole ledge...still a good manny pad though. Can't take that away from us.
California Post@californiapost
San Francisco teacher Tom Chan on leave for adding sick test questions trib.al/K3cPycR
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SF standard picking up my reporting. H/t @low___impact sfstandard.com/2026/02/25/new…
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@eatthebologna high-performing contest kids with incredible technical foundations grow up and realize they can be beast and alt at the same time... reminds me of a certain olympic figure skater
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@jESSPEEBEE yes, perhaps his feeble front is better suited to local elected office 😝🥁 (this one is a stretch but work with me)
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@low___impact He probably correctly assumed he wasn’t gonna get it with 85% of his output being front feebles
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mikey taylor's pivot to politics would make more sense if he had ever campaigned successfully for skater of the year
sarah hagi@KindaHagi
ok maybe im crazy but if you are actively CAMPAIGNING for awards, doing everything you can with multiple teams and budgets of hundreds of thousands of dollars to WIN awards, you're kinda doing politics already?
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really great one i saw at rising star laundry
Blackbird Spyplane@BLKBRD_Spyplane
Everyone who learns about style from tweets that consist of 3 short sentences + 4 pics of clothes needs to familiarize themselves w/ the concept of Pattern DJ-ing. Pattern DJ-ing is easy to do wrong, hard to do right. But there are some simple principles anybody can grasp.
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New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks showed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF
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The LARB has been a confusing mess for all 15 years of its existence — built for academics who want to publish a thinly edited article and add it to their CV. (It's telling they call the $100 they pay writers an "honorarium")
Lot of room for someone to start something better!
tasbeeh@tasbeeeeeeh
hello. here is a very crazy sometimes funny piece on how the LA Review of Books is being run into the ground by the very people who own it. i hope to read it open.substack.com/pub/nobaddaysi…
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