Chris Lukach

Got this in a fortune cookie once. Good advice.

“How can you watch this Sixers team?” Me in 2015:

PLAY THE SONG‼️

The State of New Jersey is looking to acquire the Philadelphia 76ers, per @NROINJNews “The state of New Jersey is making a serious push to convince the Philadelphia 76ers to move to New Jersey and into a new arena that would be built in Camden, four people familiar with the discussions confirmed to ROI-NJ. The sources indicated that talks have picked up recently, in part because HBSE’s efforts to build a new arena in Center City Philadelphia have hit repeated roadblocks, despite the fact that the owners have indicated they would self-finance the $1.3 billion proposed project.” (Via bit.ly/3zMBjBH)

@cbain100 Spencer Hawes

$20 to whoever can name the most random Sixers player since 2010👇

Sources: The exchange between Patrick Beverley and one of the fans in Indianapolis escalated when the Bucks were breaking huddle Thursday night, and the fan yelled, “Cancún...Cancún on 3.” NBA is looking into Beverley’s exchange with fans in game and media postgame, per source.

I need the @WellsFargoCtr full of @sixers fans….season tickets holders DO NOT SELL YOUR TICKETS to Knicks fans….I repeat DO NOT SELL YOUR TICKERS to Knicks fans! Pour into our @sixers! We can really do this ish man!!!

BRB gonna try to convince @PaulHudrick to let me write about the clear effect of Bricken for Chicken on the Sixers’ play

@ShadowTodd Yeah but they have nifty close up magic tricks.

I said the Mission Impossible movies have no interesting characters or dialogue, which they fucking don't

@AdamKinzinger @gtconway3d A realllllllllll Munson.

I’m still shocked he was president. What human garbage. He would tear down this country to make himself look good. He is a stain on our history. Children will be taught that we can never repeat this mistake. “Trump” word will be a descriptive like “Munsoned” or Benedict Arnold

on top of the world. 🇺🇸🏆

The Morey/Harden relationship as a movie couple

@beachboysmoment What does Stamos do in the song besides being a mascot?

Mike Love records an Auto-Tune heavy cover of the classic Beach Boys song “Do It Again” featuring Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray and John Stamos of Full House. (2017)

The last good U2 album before the decades-long (and current) period of self-imitation.

@TMZ Bury her next to Lt. Frank Drebin.

Do you think Priscilla Presley should be buried next to Elvis even though they got divorced? Yes or no ... Most votes win! tmz.me/jItogkk

!!!!!

Bookended by events in which Rudy Gobert lays his hands somewhere he shouldn’t

@NBAMemes Scottie Reynolds

Name a college hooper who you thought would be an NBA superstar. I'll start.

@nicgross Sweet muzzle

@videogamedeals SNES Pilotwings

Game you are strangely really good at?