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Humble African 🍁 CHELSOLDIER💙 Sin To Win💲 JUST DO IT 🃁 save yourself first!

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ⓘ *Houdini* ♞@m4stuko·
Lord take over, I dont want to do it my way anymore 🤲
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
By 2027 ODM party will be the largest party North of River Sondu and south of river Yala. Chesaa!!
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Yoko@Kibet_bull·
Edwin Sifuna a young and brilliant could see from far what Oburu Odinga could not see. Not all old men are wise, even fools grow up.
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WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
They said the hyena did not have appetite for old people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, they forgot old bones make good soup. Wewe William wewe.
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Kahalifu Mac Muga@Charliw15·
@KhalifKairo Your fall will be announced in every podcast available. Mark this tweet.
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WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
*WILLIAM OH WILLIAM* William the academic removed the word "enough" from the dictionary. William the magician turns yours into his. William the chef cooks one million chapati in a day. William the high priest builds churches to pray for development. William the economist borrows to tax the loan. Ooh William, ooh William, cut the forest and pray for rain. William oh William, education is the key, sells the key and changes the padlock. Ooh William, ooh William, builds houses for the starving. Ooh william takes 40 gives back 10 to divide among 5 himself included Ooh William, ooh William, what miracle can you not perform? Asanteni 🤣🤣🤣
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
ODM was being served meat by William ,they were at the table . They tried standing up and realized William was cutting their legs and feeding it to them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . Wewe William wewe .
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
Finds V.A.T. on fuel at 8 %, raises it to 16%, then "lowers" it to 13% and finally to 8%... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds dollar at 119, raises it to 162 and then "lowers" it to 130... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds ID registration FREE, introduces a Ksh. 1,000 fee and then "scraps" it after 13 months in the spirit of listening to the cries of Kenyans... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds Fuel at Ksh. 159, raises it to Ksh. 177, increases it again to Ksh. 207 and then "reduces" it to Ksh. 190. Increases it by 48 shillings, then "cuts" Ksh. 10... MATAK0 YAKE!
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
A bed at Ishiara Level 4 hospital ward in Embu. Last week when resident protested bcoz of the state of the hospital, Cicily Mbarire sent police to shoot them. Remember, this is where Dp Kithure Kindiki spent over 4 billion in a by-elections to prove to Kenyans that he has bass.
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kushkheed 🍁🌿@localkheed·
When depression kicks in Millineals. Gen Z
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Heki
Heki@hekitike9·
It’s hard, maybe even unfair… but I’m grateful this is happening to me here, among you. I’m not alone. Your strength and your love will be my driving force. See you again soon, Anfield ❤️
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot·
Wewe unaogopa kutoa simu alafu unaona jangili akona hadi router mamaye 😂😂
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TL Elder 2@mwabilimwagodi2·
Oscar Sudi pointing to an empty space
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trying to start over at my grown ass age
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#9@gilsrma·
the feeling of a successful hatewatch, but you’re lowkey next
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The Driven Man
The Driven Man@Thedrivenman·
How it feels to be asked if you are okay as a man
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