mad ❄️

@B3autyinGarbag3 @bigbdybigheart like there's a literal line abt her thinking her surgeon blessed her these ppl look at her writing way too literal

@bigbdybigheart also, they missed the whole entire point of the song. i’m not really sure it’s even melanie admitting to getting surgery and if it is, that’s fine, i took it more as satirical. while also admitting she feels guilty because either way it wouldn’t even do anything for her.

oh my god I hate people who are always like “you betrayed us by getting plastic surgery!!!” Didn’t know it was OUR body

@melaniesapple the way there are burning avenues there like girl where's the alien who can save us now

We really are on a floating rock and nothing really matters

@casuallyexists oh this aesthetic doesnt fit her at awl...

girl ily but you look a mess... facecard still valid tho

@elliot155 @ijimaia well not really bc lux actually has the substance to validate the glazing it gets

@ijimaia Same thing with LUX sorry

I keep seeing this thing stans do where they pretend that certain aspects of a project automatically just make it good & it's rlly irritating

@hornycrybabies girl not now hades needs more streams

im so tired of living

@UpdateMM the vatiCUNT

“THE VATICAN” — Performance: — Most daily viewed video on Youtube yesterday, with 78,460 views. — Song with most new videos on Tiktok, with +3,600 new videos. — Song from “HADES” with most daily stream yesterday on Spotify, with 332,559 streams.

@badenought so unfortunate omg she couldve had a couple more bittersweets

@madinthevortex they didnt even push her best song bad enough 😬😬

OH SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN GREEN.

@lilbody_faerie the vatican the hit u are

Most streamed tracks from “HADES” on Spotify + YouTube Music: #1. “POSSESSION” — 36M #2. “DISNEY PRINCESS” — 15M #3. “GARBAGE” — 4.2M #4. “THE VATICAN — 3.6M #5. “GRUDGES” — 3.6M #6. “IS THIS A CULT?” — 3.5M #7. “MONOPOLY MAN” — 3.4M Total: 100.1M streams

@Spotify_numbers elizabeth failure dont make that face 😭😭😭😭😭😭

'The Life of a Showgirl + Acoustic Collection' by Taylor Swift received 9,772,587 unfiltered streams on Spotify Counter on April 2 #SN_TaylorSwift

@Spotify_numbers oh stablina carpenter

'Man's Best Friend (Bonus Track Version)' by Sabrina Carpenter received 7,000,172 unfiltered streams on Spotify Counter on April 2 #SN_SabrinaCarpenter

@melaniesapple what would AIDES do without the vatiCUNT..

“THE VATICAN” was the most-streamed song on “HADES” yesterday.

@Spotify_numbers the vaticunt saving this mess oh AIDES....

'Hades' by Melanie Martinez received 4,804,817 unfiltered streams on Spotify Counter on April 2 #SN_MelanieMartinez

@lbbhian @ungodlylblh not boretals ending hades....

Melanie Martinez albums and their opening week debuts on Spotify: ‘PORTALS’ — 80.5M ‘K-12’ — 47.2M ‘HADES’ — 45.4M 🆕

@MELC4VILL why do yall care so much abt what he has to say

..wait, wait, wait. He'll stream and review Kanye, a literal nazi supporter, of all people, but Melanie Martinez is where he crosses the fucking line?

@UpdateMM oh possession dont make that face bb

‘THE VATICAN’ has surpassed ‘GARBAGE’ and ‘GRUDGES’ to become the third song of “HADES” with most videos on TikTok, with an increase of 7,100 videos in just four days: 03/29 — 7,600 03/31 — 11,200 [+47,4%] 04/02 — 14,800 [+32,1%]

vulnicura lowkey album of the century

@CiaraVEVO one song autoplayed and it sounded like something off of six the musical... and to think i wanted to listen to it in full...

I thought you were all joking about how cringe this Raye album is…

@ysquxly_9 goddamn getting all juiced out when no one's squeezing literally all there is to it is her recent name drops of fiona leading ppl to speculate on the direction of her upcoming record

People who are comparing Olivia Rodrigo to Fiona apple are so confusing to me, their music sounds nothing alike, long album title does not equal Fiona apple, literally stop.

@FHLBBH portanks era boosting everything else but the album itself oh boretals

The fact that Teachers pet did more yearly for the past 4 years then it did for the first 3 years of its release really shows how much PORTALS did for Melanies career