FT

Back from the treetop retreat. Man those bananas were toxic

@real_Madmonkey ? chill imposter, son, i was a mad monkey long before you were out of diapers :-)

nice words,shame about intent

there should be a certification for online dating, a lot of wingnuts out there

bitches, how fucking stupid. yes it's rAINING AND AIH IS OVER

nose deep into a study on the ph level of vaginal excretions

IRONY: when a male transsexual calls you a dickhead

sitting on the coach, drinking, wish someone would play with me

"woman with curves" fuck that, your fat girl, deal with it, you'll feel better but your BP won't

things are looking up and not just in the pants department

dumped on cheer up the lonely day, ironic

fuck you? yes, fuck you

no more fake redheads! if i'm putting up with the drama, it has to be real!

when you drink tea as a mindfulness ritual, you’re connecting with millions of others who have done so over the centuries, BULLSHIT

tucked in with a movie, sexy good times lay ahead

go forth and multiply? can't, but i'll go thru the motions

flip flop fly you motherfuckers

@fag meet @poofter, apparently he's struggling

she's an @ying and a @yang, my god, what side are you on? need coffee

@cow I wouldn't date @bbq, you might get burned