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#magic #magician #seance #mentalism #mindreader

@necowilliams @NFFC Said this to my mate earlier. Top top player

That one felt good in the capital ! 3pts, clean sheet 🧼 Nice to grab 2🅰️

@hannahforest We’re winning 2-0 !

Even a draw is ok if West Ham lose. #nffc

@RattledByRyan Yatesy’s back were in the canal

Guess who’s back… Back again… #nffc

Brilliant. Would have been helpful at the bloody weekend though instead of doing everything they could to doctor the image for Ndoye’s goal #nffc bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@SarcasticForest Subs: Ok Spiderman Fucjin G Wat Karate Don’t bulleh me Chris O’Grady

Tonight’s lineup 4-2-3-1 formation. GK: Vítor Pereira Defence: Ebby, Ebbys Mrs, Forza Garibaldi Tifo, Mark Clattenburg Midfield: John McGovern, Miltiadis Marinakis Attack: Omari Hutchinsons face cream, Steward, Dilane Bakwa Striker: Lorenzo Lucca #nffc

Wishing Nigel Clough a very happy birthday. 🥳

nobody wants this

@unfinishedaaron Skyrim fans

Radiohead move to reassure fans their new single, ‘Harry Potter Rap’, is not actually a rap about Harry Potter

@horrormuseum 😂😂😂

Spice Girls completely redubbed by a dude, is one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen!

@DaveHo1mes It’s like when people are sat at traffic lights then seem surprised when it changes to green - what did they think was going to happen?

It’s 2026, how is anyone unprepared for airport security at this point?

@hannahforest How did it go at the dentist?

Facing the things you are worried about is the only way to deal with anxiety.

Pretty chuffed with my 0.07% tbh.

@ChiefsNStonks @BBCBreaking Wow aren’t you a charming individual. If you had more than half a brain cell you would be able to deduce that I FULLY SUPPORT assisted dying and am angry that cowardly politicians have voted against it

Scottish Parliament votes against legalising assisted dying in Scotland by 69 votes to 57 bbc.in/4dywRIu

@forestlau7 Yes, but only in crayon as that’s all Trump’s allowed to use

Calling it now- there’s a press release already written announcing America as winners of the 2026 World Cup 😂🤷‍♀️⚽️

Interesting that in the Everton points deduction verdict the Premier League said “A financial penalty for a club that enjoys the support of a wealthy owner is not a sufficient penalty” and that “the requirements of deterrence, vindication of compliant clubs, and the protection of the integrity of the sport demand a sporting sanction in the form of a points deduction’. Presumably the Chelsea fine (which ultimately is just a deduction from what billion dollar Clearlake will pay to billionaire Abramovich from the £150m held back at the deal date) is then neither punishment, a deterrent or protecting the integrity of the sport? If I was an Everton or Forest fan would not be happy with this outcome.

@MattDavies_FF *of

@MattDavies_FF We’d be given a points deduction, made to sell our best players and be forced to swap Mull if Kintyre for some bloody awful Ed Sheeran song

I don’t normally do the if this were Forest stuff, but if this were Forest… #nffc