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I want someone to open the nudes I send them and they think “God, I’d even lick her fucking pictures”

Jump scare but it’s me waking up after having dream about a former “dom”

I just saw a reel that said “do we hug? Absolutely not. But if you needed a kidney I’d give you one of mine” and I feel like this is me and @thatredheadxox We never hug, have maybe 6 pictures together, but I’d do anything for her 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rage ride your face and then hit the bookstore?

@ HOM take notes 👀🤣

Daddy said “absolutely not” sooo there’s the answer 😇

I was most underprepared to handle my jealously from infertility. I hate that for a split second I’m jealous or upset or sad at someone else’s amazing new before I’m over the moon for them. Makes me feel like I’m an awful person

The alt is gone my pervy friends

@thatredheadxox Ooooh I read this one!

Can’t forget the essentials 🏕️

@IsildursBane_ 🤣🤣👏🏻

@makeshiftthrone "My neighbors had this huge rooster that wouldn't stop crowing way too early in the morning. Something had to be done about it! So yeah, that was the biggest cock I've taken"

He was like 5’11” but told people he was 6’1. It wasn’t that hard to insult him enough to make him leave. He was a major cock. Glad I don’t have to deal with him anymore ngl.link/shiftyxxx

@thatredheadxox As if any man would object to that instead 🤣

@makeshiftthrone I couldn’t fulfill this wish because I hate wearing any form of underwear lmao

You want a perfect ass? Go see @thatredheadxox 🍑 ngl.link/shiftyxxx

Exactly 🥰

Maybe. Send a dm and I’ll think about it ngl.link/shiftyxxx

With me. I will screen all applicants and will present them to @thatredheadxox at a girls night in PowerPoint format 🤣 ngl.link/shiftyxxx

I’ve done this before and didn’t really like it. Too much effort. I prefer men to tip me coffee money because they want to make my day not to have this long drawn out thing for $5 lol ngl.link/shiftyxxx

Not around here lol ngl.link/shiftyxxx

There’s one spot I like because it has 20+ miles of dirt bike and hiking trails ngl.link/shiftyxxx

This account? Unlikely ngl.link/shiftyxxx

Yuck. I don’t even want 20 year olds following me here. ngl.link/shiftyxxx