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I’ve been at my job almost six months and the accomplishment I am most proud of is my ability to throw things into my garbage can whilst sitting at my desk with 99% accuracy. #putmeincoach
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Mallorie Mecham
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Mallorie Mecham
@mal_mecham
Immigration attorney. Aspiring domestic goddess. World domination seeker. (All opinions are, for better or worse, my own.) she/her/hers
Salt Lake City, UT Beigetreten Mayıs 2015
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@EliMcCann I mean, as he should. He’s a pilar of the community.
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My tired husband just opened a cupboard and squealed “ooooo! You organized this!” When I told him I, in fact, did not. He stared into it for a few more seconds and then said “oh. I think *I* organized this.”
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@EliMcCann Damn you drive a hard bargain. Does this price include a cameo by Duncan? Because that could make it worth it…
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@mal_mecham We only take money. $9k per hour. 20% family and friends discount.
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It’s kind of a “pinch me” moment that I get to work with these awesome attorneys every day now! #fragomen #fragomensaltlakecity
Fragomen@fragomen
We are excited to share the news that we are opening an office in Salt Lake City. The new office will be led by Partner Rebecca van Uitert who will be joined by Raquel Flores, Mallorie Mecham and Lauren Seo. Learn more bit.ly/3ehuCdn #SaltLakeCity #NewOffice #Fragomen
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No idea who made this, but it’s SPOT ON
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Being a lawyer is just answering emails and trying not to cry in front of judges every day until you die
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👋🏻 Your friendly neighborhood immigration attorney here to remind you that anyone who has been detained by CBP at the border is tested before they’re released (after jumping through eight other hoops). Saying otherwise is reckless and ignorant. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk!
Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX
The Biden Administration is recklessly releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants who have COVID into Texas communities. The Biden Admin. must IMMEDIATELY end this callous act that exposes Texans & Americans to COVID.
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“hot girl summer” is canceled, get ready for “old lady spring”: we’re staying indoors watching Bake-Off, wearing increasingly colorful cardigans, and solving the occasional crime in our retirement village
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Oh heeeeeey Parks and Rec,The Newsroom, Gilmore Girls, and Great British Bake-off...
⋆@lowkeyalbert
Starting a Rewatching ur New show Comfort show for the 15th time
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I’m officially in the furiously-binge-watch-Grey’s-Anatomy phase of the pandemic and I’ve come to a very important conclusion: Sandra Oh has the world’s best hair.
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I missed the #GMEstock short squeeze opportunity but what can I do with 58 Chuck E Cheese coins
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At the risk of sounding like a total Karen... is there a manager I can speak to about a refund on this whole adulthood thing? It’s not nearly as fun as I was lead to believe it would be.
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@jolyn_metro I mean, we live in Utah. We were bound to get caught in an MLM eventually.
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@BertGrabinger I’m clearly not adult enough to know what those words mean. Thanks for cheering me up!
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Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school.
The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account
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Let’s be real: I was giddy yesterday when I read a whole DHS memo that didn’t use the word “alien” once. Language matters, people.
Ana Cabrera@AnaCabrera
NEW: President Biden wants to remove the word "alien" from US immigration laws and replace it with the word "noncitizen"
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