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New pinned or whatever 🔥🔥🔥 Send me strawpage gimmicks I beg of you malwaregoose.straw.page

@Namiiwavee His therapy is talking to Phoenix at 3 am about his neighbors (Phoenix will realize halfway through the story the neighbor killed someone)

@malwaregoose we gotta get that guy in therapy...

‘I asked chatGPT’ well I asked detective gumshoe and he said that’s confidential his pay will get cut even more if he tells me

@Namiiwavee And he only started being insane years after they broke up not even related to the break up he’s just like that

@malwaregoose HEY YOU WIN SOME AND LOSE SOME AND THE LOSS JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THAT UR EX IS LOWKEY INSANE

@Namiiwavee The issue is Forrest actually has helpful information he’s just also an unhinged murderer who Phoenix had to defend in court once

@malwaregoose he just wants to get his job done😭😭

@Namiiwavee He listens for like 10 minutes and then gives up

@malwaregoose he just sighs heavily and hangs up or something

@Namiiwavee He calls Phoenix on his stupid corded phone from his dumb office like heyyyy loser

@malwaregoose I would be if I was him.. BUT I'M NOT SO ANNOY HIM MORE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Namiiwavee Phoenix you must be so tired of his ass

@malwaregoose YYYAAAAAAYYYYYYY U SHOULD IT WILL BE AWESOME SAUCE 😛😛

@Namiiwavee Maybe I’ll draw him and his (ex) boyfriend…

@malwaregoose uhm... forrest.. 🥹

@Namiiwavee Which one☹️

@malwaregoose hmrmrmrmm post more oc.... yes...

@Namiiwavee What should I do for my 500 followers..

@malwaregoose I can't.. the twt algorithm has decided it's ur time.. I will miss u....

@da1sylung I want to grab him and like. Shake him around a little

@malwaregoose aaayyyupppp!!!!!

I’m the most basic ace attorney fan miles Edgeworth makes me bawl uncontrollably but in a more media literate way than everyone else listen to me

@Namiiwavee tsunami.... save me........

@malwaregoose CASPER HITWEET DON'T FORGET US WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS

@da1sylung HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I have had genuine real conversations about how he would kill himself I am NOT normal about this fuckass guy

@malwaregoose IVE LITERALLY SAID THIS EXACTLY BEFORE

@da1sylung third wheeling narumitsu at my own prom...

@malwaregoose im biased nrmt

What keychain should I bring to prom + other side of heart keychain

@Namiiwavee I love my cinnamiku theyre so cute I got it from a blind bag at a con

@malwaregoose Cinnamiku

@malwaregoose I actually think she’s where she wants to be

@T_T_Jay_T_T oh girl I’m on AA2

@malwaregoose I just completed Apollo Justice and I'm on to Dual Destinies! Do I count now?

Ace attorney fandom I have like 2 friends here LET ME INNNN LET ME IN

@ohne_rotes_blut They adore me and my insanity

@malwaregoose YOU MADE IT !!!!

@ohne_rotes_blut THE ACE ATTORNEY FANDOM LOVES ME TUESDAY

@malwaregoose CASPER HIT TWEET????