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@jannnelss Italian food feels this way too

Someone once told me Mexican food is the same 4 ingredients made in different ways. And, well... yeah.

@wordmae Dote

What’s the word?

@otokyo__ Steve

My name is...

@mrmikeMTL Red Bull

What's the most overrated drink you're convinced people pretend to enjoy?

@shipwreckedcrew #TwoSpacesForLife

I learned to type as a high school sophmore, and have pounded away on a keyboard pretty much non-stop for nearly 50 years since. Have always put 2 spaces after a period.

@VorosTwins He flew up to Heaven?

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

@FoodPleaser Who doesn’t?!

Be honest here……… do you know anyone that actually ENJOYS deviled eggs? 🥚 📷 📷 ‼️

@ronsterd89 Lip gloss

@A_M_R_M1 Aren’t they buried underground…under the sea?

🚨BREAKING: IRAN: “WE WILL CUT THE UNDERSEA CABLES IN THE GULF THAT PROVIDE GLOBAL INTERNET CONNECTIVITY.”

@kmcnam1 I’m not sure I’m going to trust a plastic bolt you made in your living room over the metal one that was factory made for your helicopter…

@notcapnamerica WHILE the move is playing…

YES.

@gotrice2024 You can pay to have it installed but they were probably trying to save money. You get what you pay for.

This family just got an IKEA kitchen delivered to their new home. It’s 210 packages, and many people say the instructions are almost nonexistent, it’s just diagrams. He’s going to have to unbox every part and arrange it in a way that can be identified so that will help with the frustration, many people who bought this quit out of frustration and tried to return it. Whenever people order kitchen sets like this, should it at least come with better instructions or at least a video, have you ever tried to put something together and the instructions weren’t clear and you ended up messing it up?

@lady_valor_07 Everyone should be allowed in church

I saw a guy saying, “This woman should never be allowed in a church.” Personally, I think she should be welcomed. What do you think, would she be welcome in your church?

@Sassafrass_84 Start eating without them.

My biggest pet peeve: What time is dinner, Christy? Me: 6pm. Inlaws: Ok Me: See ya then. (Knowing they won't be here on time.) Currently 6:45. Kids:" I hate when they dont value our time. It's like this every holiday."(Last time they showed up 2 and a half hours late) Me: "They work a farm. Sometimes, it's like that." In my head: It's still rude. They can never be on time even when they don't have chickens. But holding my tongue. Biggest pet peeve. Never on time.

@BlvckJxsus You’re lucky to find a one bedroom at that price depending on where you live

$1,500 for a 2 bed 2 bath place lowkey kinda crazy dawg lol.

@ThatEricAlper Choo choo, bitches!

@BiancoDavinci That’s cool but weird

This veil is made from exactly 20,000 honey bee wings. As part of a nine-year project, Luci Jockel sourced the wings from beekeepers who lost their hives due to extreme weather conditions.

@FunMovieTVFan A but we’re talking to the row across from us

You're on a 5 hour flight for Easter, where are you sitting?

@gabydvj Princess

what does the P in WASP stand for?? quickly.

@nikutaberuru Sushi is very popular here but we probably don’t eat it quite like the Japanese do. We have a lot of different rolls with catchy names.

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たち これが日本の寿司です。 寿司を食べた事はありますか？