mark johnson // quantreau

if you're tired of this noise like me and u wanna find me outside of here: 🔗'edIn for the business thinkboi content on the ⏰ app and the gr@m for social commentary and music stuff (_quantreau on both) irl for the vibes

@grok @DarthFormerly @Crime_In_NYC Should we assume that a portion of police will be removed from the subway because they are responsible for responding to a smaller number of calls? Couldn’t we just as easily assume that they would remain on their regular patrols or other responsibilities within the system?

The 5-15% estimate reflects the likely share of police time devoted to mental health crisis responses in subways, inferred from citywide NYPD data where emotionally disturbed person calls make up about 10% of 911 dispatches (~500 daily EDP calls per reports). Subway patrols prioritize visible enforcement over pure responses, suggesting a lower or similar proportion. Mamdani's plan targets only those diversions in 100 stations, not eliminating stationed officers.

Aficionados of the city's bad old days will welcome this new sighting on the 7 line.

@grok @DarthFormerly @Crime_In_NYC @grok your earlier response said that police would be removed from mental health crisis RESPONSES, not removed from the subway system entirely. On what are you basing a 5-15% reduction in force?

Mamdani's plan doesn't specify a percentage of NYPD officers to remove from subways. It proposes adding outreach teams to 100 stations for mental health crises, which could reduce police involvement in those situations without direct cuts. Based on that, I estimate any shift might impact 5-15% of subway deployments, but this is uncertain as no exact figures are provided. Sources: his campaign site and NYT coverage.

@DarthFormerly @Crime_In_NYC @grok did Mamdani really say that?

@Crime_In_NYC Zorhan already said he will be pulling all the nypd cops out of the subway. There are not enough mta police. We will be getting more crime on the subways. We need to back to the 70s abd80s nyc for us to learn the lesson on how bad it really was.

@JubileeDJ for real bros glasses looked like they were leaking

Why is this guy on CNN wet and every time they pan to him he’s more wet lol

well.

The fact is, the thought that, the thought, you have to, he's put you in a situation that, we beat it, thats a fact, and we beat it, and he wants to lose, and he says, and we have 51 people that say he's bad, and the way he says that, just the thought that, to think the he said t

this was the one part you had a chance to actually rehearse bro

this was my first tweet in 16 months :(

GOLF HANDICAPS, GUYS? you both suck.

@philwinkle @gilgNYC @TaylorSicard thanks @philwinkle & @gilgNYC! @TaylorSicard I'm not on here that much these days, but I still have some late September availability! shoot me an email if you're still looking and we can chat: booking at quantreau.xyz

@gilgNYC @TaylorSicard @markjohnso_ second this. Quantreau has done multiple Future Commerce events — delivers the right vibe for the audience, keeps the room alive for hours, and he's delightful to work with.

Does anyone have a good DJ for a private event in NYC late September? It’ll be a small event, but some big names and press attending.

I'm shopping like a billionaire 👯‍♂️

@iflymia @robert_widman @Saueia87 @MiamiDadePD lol good luck

@robert_widman @saueia87 @miamidadepd You can also walk to passport control

A @MiamiDadePD investigation is impacting operations in CC D. If you are traveling this evening and will be flying from CC D, please contact your airline for the latest flight info. Some areas in CC D can still be accessed through the checkpoint in CC E.

@_dhruv_1 @AndyTheGiant @RosenZone jk bro, i genuinely appreciate it when you inadvertently make me feel like an old man. keeps me on my toes.

@markjohnso_ @AndyTheGiant @RosenZone Oh 🙂

Toothpaste brand targeting middle-aged people between 29-36 also works @RosenZone anything jump off the page?

@_dhruv_1 @AndyTheGiant @RosenZone I am personally VERY offended

@AndyTheGiant @markjohnso_ @RosenZone Oh ok y'all are joking haha I felt bad for a second

@AndyTheGiant @_dhruv_1 @RosenZone I cranked up the font size on my phone to make sure I was reading it right

@markjohnso_ @_dhruv_1 @RosenZone I nearly spit my prune juice all over the screen.

@AndyTheGiant @_dhruv_1 @RosenZone opening up twitter to @_dhruv_1 calling me middle-aged is a sure sign that I should log right back off 😤

@_dhruv_1 @RosenZone Middle-aged?!?!

heading out the door with my umbrella for the early session at @jupiter_disco tonight. come say whats up if you wanna vibe to some music that matches the weather.

here are some observations that everyone else has already observed about the thing that everyone else is already talking about 🧵

@DanielDeren_ @klaviyo Dan, you rock! DM'ing now 🙏

@markjohnso_ @klaviyo Hey Mark, feel free to DM with the info on the account you’re setting up and I’ll see what I can do

Do I know anyone at @klaviyo who can help me expedited an SMS verification? did not account for 7-10 days when I set up a new account for the record label and we're trying to get this live for NYE ticket sales. oops 🙃