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@menotyou1941 @Jeopardy Tini I’m not sure about going to Second Chance, I would be shocked if Taotao didn’t make it (especially considering he’d have just barely been off the lead going into Final if he got his second DD correct)

@Jeopardy I really appreciated how dynamic the other two contestants were. Hopefully they will get another shot in the future.

It's the dreaded Opera Final Jeopardy!

@SpoonyLupin Me knowing two bottom-row clues that Jamie didn’t is the highlight of my month thus far

Matarazzo! Good lord. #Jeopardy

@InTheMangroves It’s meant to be the lower peninsula of Michigan!

Any thoughts on why Jamie Ding, extra-ordinary Jeopardy contestant, signs his name with an unusually-shaped “m”? #Jeopardy

@lumaria Won’t speak to the personality points (as those are subjective), but on the statistical side, Ken had a higher percentage of runaways in his run than Jamie has in his thus far (65/74 vs. 19/25)

"Did you complain when it was Ken?" Nope. But that's because Ken had an actual personality and it wasn't always a runaway and it wasn't like watching a robot or AI answer every question. But thanks for asking! #Jeopardy

@joshtigerhill Personally, my favorite Lincoln quote is “75% of all statistics are made up on the spot”

Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44. This indeed checks out.

@regisphone @Srirachachau Alternatively both of them die within seconds of one another a la Adams and Jefferson in 1826

@Srirachachau i do at least need him to be at trump's funeral

Unfortunately I do kinda want Joe to live forever. He doesn’t really have any power now and it would be kinda fun for there to be an old, ancient rascally bastard bumbling around in public for the rest of my life like Mr. Burns

@auryrem @eternalopalite I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR MONTHS

@eternalopalite her fans are her biggest haters

you can’t make this up… a 15 second TEASER for focker in law drops and there are people already complaining about how “her nails are the same” and “they did the same makeup as glinda, she looks like glinda” yea i fear i need to get off this app because yall are ridiculous

@rosesnrem hi!!!!!!

any moots who play minecraft ??

like i really share this fandom with idiots

do u guys watch call me by your name and marty supreme and complain that the two main characters look like the same person or does that only apply to ariana 😭

@onlystresstoday not really

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but are you okay? be honest.

@Bee880Sasha Don’t really watch all that much, was it bad?

Aaron is one of the most annoying #WheelOfFortune contestants of all time. Glad he didn’t win again

@theboyisplastic I sometimes don’t, but considering how many times it’s allowed me to listen to G.i.a.w. in the last six months and not get bored of it at all, I suppose it isn’t all bad

@masterdoge_ i like it

ariana getting ready to finger the earth

@theboyisplastic Thank you! It’s called autism

@masterdoge_ your attention to detail….

@rosesnrem That is me. What you have just described is me.

i have too many ideas so I get overwhelmed and do none of them

@theboyisplastic I can already tell I’d be getting in so much trouble with my HS administrators if I was still there because I would be quoting that NONSTOP

it was just very vaginal

@TimberGB_ @SonicBoomFunny Recently rewatched the movie for the first time after becoming a college student myself and yeah that was probably the single most impactful scene of either movie for me

@SonicBoomFunny The talk they have at the lake is so good

I just rewatched Monsters University. This scene has been memed to death, but the dialogue still goes hard.

@theboyisplastic @elphaela @xdanv3rs @TheBurpQueen This thread was *an experience*

@elphaela @xdanv3rs @TheBurpQueen you are an accomplice now

@xdanv3rs @theboyisplastic @TheBurpQueen oomfs u have inserted me and my chopperiana in a thread with a burp fetish account you will PAY for this

@theboyisplastic It is ESPECIALLY useful for this one because like… yeah, that’s how women look upon just waking up, not like this guy would ever know

@theboyisplastic It’s a lot easier to look at pages like these when you do it from the perspective of “these blithering morons with more DUI charges than functioning brain cells have probably never actually talked to a woman outside their family in their miserable and/or pathetic life”

SHOCKING: Woman Looks Tired! this is surely a manifestation of her malevolent spirit!!!!!!