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@HaywardPool What is it?

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@mikerainey82 Jokes like this actually make me sad.

Putting together a family annihilation playlist. What songs should be on it?

@hardinlongcock @WarMonitorClips How do I get that PDF?

@WarMonitorClips These guys have written the book on using drones

Game of drones 🔥 Should the US reconsider its strategy of using costly missiles to take down drones ?

@ChrisFromBklyn @realDonaldTrump has definitely asked the same question

Why can't we just blow this part up?

@ratboyjames Drew looks exactly like Drew Barrymore

Another thing I’m the best at

@nycguidovoice @hankgreen

I gotta be honest I don’t understand stackable cups. How the fuck somethin goin inside the same size of it

@luisjgomez Holy shit bro! Do you only use Twitter to argue with fans?

Sometimes the guests vote too quickly. I’m also trying to control the pace and timing of the show. Not only am I playing but I’m also trying to create the best show possible.

I finally had one of those dreams where you're pissing and you wake up pissing your bed. Didn't think it would happen this late in the game though!

@timbutterly Go to a doctor

Do not find the perfect angle and pressure on your bidet to fill your rectum with water and then force it out over and over again. The water pressure will compress any farts you have on deck and give you a stomach ache and ruin your entire day.

@nycguidovoice Truth!

isnt this essentially just a woke “lived experience” argument? you don’t have to go see something in person to have an opinion on it. for example, ive never had gay sex. that doesn’t mean I cant visualize it, think about it constantly etc

@luisjgomez You're gay

lol politics are gay

@luisjgomez 🖕

You’re welcome for dedicating 11 years to the show.

@luisjgomez supremely disappointed. I'll never forgive you. You're dead to me

@HaywardPool Why are you spreading lies and disinformation?

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@stavvysworld @nycguidovoice @AdamFriedland Make these guys regulars 😉

this is so us. my pals @nycguidovoice and @AdamFriedland join the pod‼️ out now youtu.be/5Feg-AyTaDY

@timbutterly I'm sure she cooks real well but her comedy is just that weird tongue-wiggle noise.

Did shows with her at Skankfest and The Stand. Maddy fuckin cooks.

@PTS_Solairee @johnkreps Damn I think I actually said that when my dog died

Normalize writing the most gut wrenching music you've ever heard about your pets tbh

@robbiegoodwin Just imagining you doing it had me laughing out loud

thinking about doing sebastian maniscalco saying 'moo goo gai pan'

@mariIyn_monhoe @knockedloose Priceless

suffocate - @knockedloose (recorded on my nintendo 3DS)

@DevanCosta Still waiting for you to email me the audio from the latest episode.

You see something like this and understand why he booked Hilaria as the cinematographer of his new western