FREE PALESTINE 🚀

I think my favorite part of growing up was loving what I love and not being ashamed of it because of what my peers might think. Be true to yourself and it’ll bring you more happiness than you thought was possible

would you like to add protein to your $21 salad for just $9 more

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

@LegionHoops Fully extended arm like he’s a running back in the NFL.. fym “unreal?” This is an obvious foul in every league across the planet 😂 Cmon now.

Refs take away SGA’s game winning three. Unreal.

Bold move putting that guy on an island...

You sure you good to drive bro?

The fact that the government lies to our faces when there is cold, hard proof is insaneeeeeee. And it’s just over and over and over again.

@Breaking911 Boomers gotta be the biggest dick riders in history

American citizen at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport: "I like it. I think Trump's doing a hell of a job."

"HAHAHAHAHAHHA HOOLIGAN"

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

Life is hard bro

what a privilege to be able to see, hear, breathe, walk and talk.

My job has this cool thing, where if you do your job very well, you get to do other people’s jobs too.

Everyone in Phoenix stay safe on March 8th Dillon Brooks and LaMelo Ball are going to be in the same place with access to vehicles

@jihyoschae Literally me when they came to AZ

this being the average twice concert experience

tweets that aged like shit

Biggest scam ever: apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket all day while I can literally hear children beating on the walls.