Matthew Haydock

Trump tweeted “USA STRONG” but these 6 takedowns were stronger. thepoke.co.uk/2020/04/07/tru…

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CHRIS KAMARA - "I CAN LEVITATE A COUPLE OF INCHES OFF THE GROUND" LINK - gusthefox.com/2020/04/chris-…

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Donald Trump now just a few tweets away from only being able to say the word 'SAUSAGES' like the dog from the Wall's advert

Let’s take a look at tomorrow’s headlines

me commuting to work at the end of lockdown

Get this month’s @vizcomic I did some of it.

Today is a momentous day for millions of people. A day of celebration for all those people who spend their evening watching TV with the big light on. The people who collect Compare The Meercat dolls and arrange them above their mantelpiece. It is a day of joy for the man who...

Some really interesting and articulate points from Wayne here. I’m glad the best people won. Be terrible if the country’s future had been decided by a bunch of fucking mutants who look like they’ve just crawled out of a mass grave for coronavirus casualties.

Fashion Gloves- Lockdown

Fashion Gloves - Lockdown youtu.be/N_C4JYZQKQs via @YouTube

NYE this year I looked out of the window at about 2am and saw a shooting star. Girlfriend said it was a sign that it was going to be my year. Just wiped my arse on an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt that I got out of the attic and had bought from a market in Bangkok in 2004 for a laugh.

Remembered half way round that I didn't need 40 copies of The Sun. Fucked them into the milk.

FOX NEWS: JEREMY CL-ARK-SON Clarkson claims he’s been visited by God and instructed to build an ark in preparation for forthcoming apocalypse. LINK -gusthefox.com/2020/02/jeremy…

What’s the biggest animal you reckon you could gaffer tape to a van?