Matthew Harris

Aged like milk…

Fucking golden 😂😂😂

After 9 years Klopp will leave Liverpool with the same number of Champions Leagues as Roberto Di Matteo, the same Premier Leagues as Claudio Ranieri, the same FA Cups as Roberto Martínez and the same League Cups as Martin O'Neill 🤣🤣🤣

🗣️ Gary Neville: "I mean Carragher’s statement that Liverpool vs Man City is the greatest rivalry is offensive." "From 98 to 2004 Arsenal won three titles, Man United won four. It was blood, thunder, quality. Everything you would want in a rival." "In the last six years, Liverpool have won one title. It’s been an absolute demolition. And for Ian Wright to stand there and not pull him up on it is unbelievable."

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I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

@Jordanluc92 @GeirIvanTorvik Yes butt, don’t think Ivan done his research before posting a ridiculous tweet

Since signing for Liverpool ( all comps.) : Darwin "The Flop" Nunez: 25 goals Bukayo "The best thing since sliced bread" Saka: 24 goals Marcus "Can`t stop scoring" Rashford: 14 goals

This is a footballer who was sidelined for 16 months because of cancer. Who was genuinely ill who got no media attention on his return. Ivan Toney put an 8 fold acca on bet365 and he is welcomed back and the media speak about him like he has cured every disease Enough said!

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GARNACHO WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE 😳🔥🔥🔥🔥 twitter.com/FredNolan17683…

@Jordanluc92 @Hertz_1874 @NathanEdgar81 @MorganReeves4 😭😭😭😭

Uppercut Uppercut Uppercut Uppercut Gets me everytime

Ten years ago Dylan Hartley got 11 weeks for verbally abusing the referee and missed a Lions tour. Johnny Sexton, guilty on all 3 counts of being ‘confrontational, aggressive, disrespectful and hostile’ to all 3 match officials, gets off with 3 matches. Lucky, lucky, lucky.

@centredevils @EuropaLeague @Jordanluc92 enjoy butt

🤣🤣 @EuropaLeague

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Gary Neville with his eight Premier League titles, predicted it perfectly.

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@Jordanluc92 The El Shitico

Farrell spot on there, Sexton holds his head after every collision. Only way it stops is when you make him go off.

@Jordanluc92 @KopitePodcast Stone wall, refs a joke

Very enjoyable day of sport

@Jordanluc92 That’s not going to age well either 😂

Slapped back to reality 😂😂😂