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@maxwellhey

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San Diego, CA Beigetreten Aralık 2014
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Frank J. Fleming
Frank J. Fleming@IMAO_·
Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.
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🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸
Telling my kids this was MLK
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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Dimitri
Dimitri@thedimitri·
mid women are obsessed with humiliating men by posting their failed flirting attempts just to prove that they are, in fact, desirable, and then they wonder why men aren’t assertive anymore
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Grom@maxwellhey·
bitches major in psychology just to get manipulated by a dude with no degree
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alyssa
alyssa@alyssamariiee11·
If your boyfriend isn’t Islamophobic, you have a girlfriend.
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Marshall S. Billingslea
Marshall S. Billingslea@M_S_Billingslea·
Iran has now officially entered the South Park phase of this conflict.
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Jay Mack
Jay Mack@JayMackComedian·
All of a sudden Islamists don't like getting blown up.
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Grom@maxwellhey·
i've been on here long enough to know when she doesn't post her boyfriend's face, she know he one ugly mf
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Tony Kinnett
Tony Kinnett@TheTonus·
BREAKING: Black smoke signals that the College of Mullahs has not reached a decision on the new Ayatollah today.
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Kaguya’s Top Gal
Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·
*Threatens to destroy America once *Fucking dies
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Grom@maxwellhey·
IRAN SMOKED LMAOOO
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