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*WILLIAM OH WILLIAM* William the academic removed the word "enough" from the dictionary. William the magician turns yours into his. William the chef cooks one million chapati in a day. William the high priest builds churches to pray for development. William the economist borrows to tax the loan. Ooh William, ooh William, cut the forest and pray for rain. William oh William, education is the key, sells the key and changes the padlock. Ooh William, ooh William, builds houses for the starving. Ooh william takes 40 gives back 10 to divide among 5 himself included Ooh William, ooh William, what miracle can you not perform? Asanteni 🤣🤣🤣

@Kibet_bull Was it her first time interacting with the document during the presser?

The same people who were fighting Edwin Sifuna are now crying in Broadbased.

@lexy4realzf @HandofArsenal Zubi was class tonight.

@HandofArsenal Zubimendi is my man of the match.

🚨 Rice “Back to back semi finals is amazing. We want to go one step further. Frustrating? Nah we just got to a semi final. Who cares what people think. What we think and what this manager thinks matters most. Every team we play changes from a 4 to a 5 so theres perspective”

@Arsenal What's @arteta Arteta's game plan surely?

Level at the break but ahead in the tie. Let's get the job done, Gunners 👊

It is actually a crime under Kenyan law for public officers to give false/misleading information. We have been told a bunch of open lies about the fuel situation with Ruto himself, as recently as 30th March, telling us his “strategic interventions”had “mitigated price increases” only to hit us with a 40 shilling increase two weeks later. Let me not even mention that “expert” or his string of lies. We are placing the pain at the pump squarely on Ruto.

Normalize resting 3 minutes between sets. The people staring can wait.

MUSA KIHARA, the PP1 pupil at Gituja Primary School from Ituntu Village in Gituja Sub-location in Maara Constituency, became widely known after a viral moment in which he confidently gave directions in the now-famous phrase, “Ukifika hapo kwa Mbae.” The young boy comes from a humble family of six children, born to Kirimi Chabari and Rose Andenyi. However, behind the viral fame, the family is currently facing a serious medical crisis. His brother, Lews Baraka, has been hospitalized since January, with the medical bill now soaring to approximately KSh 2 million, an overwhelming burden the family is unable to manage on their own. The family says the situation remains critical, and any support from well-wishers will go a long way in easing the financial pressure and helping save a life. I've talked to the mother & verified about the situation of the brother. My online family, I just loved this boy the moment I saw his video. He's a very innocent calm boy who's just lovely. Kindly wewe weka anything you have to the mother's number. Hii pesa nataka tujaze by Friday, a friend has offered 100k which will be sent directly to the mother. Support Contacts: Mother: 0711 571 736 Committee Chairperson (Mbogo Kanyiri): 0700 003 260.

@Arsenal Just STFU @m8arteta Do the most honorable thing and RESIGN at the end of the season.

💬 “We need to learn, we need to be very critical of ourselves, and then pick ourselves up, because on Wednesday we have another big one." -Mikel Arteta

@Arsenal Fvck off @m8arteta You are clueless and radarless.

‘A special request from Mikel’

Kenya has 1. Government 2. State 3. Deep State. + Government runs the Government. + State runs the country. + Deep State runs the nation. Murathe is the silhouette face of deep state. Go argue with Chebukati.

Mood

@Nsukka_okpa At some point, you need to make do with your low IQ.

The last FIFA World Cup didn’t settle anything. The next World Cup will be the final decider of who is the GOAT. If Argentina wins, we agree is Messi. If Portugal wins, una gree say na Ronaldo. Deal?

@TeamRao2022 @Joe_Cooel I believe they told you this 😂😂

@Joe_Cooel Nyong'o and orengo are jealous of oburu, they misused raila but kwa oburu wamebounce

So Professor Peter Anyang Nyongo was CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT at the last week's SDC?

“ Sifuna-led faction of ODM was Raila's ‘exit strategy’ from his partnership with President William Ruto.”~ Paul Mwangi

@AhmedKabenge @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup Bro, you are from Uganda. That alone should humble you.

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP OF BLOOD SUCKERS

Did you know these @FIFAWorldCup trophy facts? 🏆

@DefendersKE @LarryMadowo @EUinKenya @AmnestyKenya @SwedeninKE @DKambKenya @VOCALAfrica_ @HakiKNCHR @thekhrc @NorwayInKenya Congratulations @LarryMadowo

WINNER OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDER AWARD! Congratulations to @LarryMadowo for winning the human rights defenders award, an award recognizing Individuals or movements who, within the past year, have demonstrated outstanding courage in addressing and challenging current human rights issues. #HRDAwardsAt10 #MeettheHRDs #CourageHasAName

@dare_shonubi @NemeremNjoku You are dumb if you thought that the first scenario was to be different from this.

@NemeremNjoku Which kind revenge be this?🌚 Give ur mother 450k and give his own mother nothing. Both mothers have 500k now.

Revenge..give your mother 500k and give his mother 50k

@FootyRush_ Simon will be injured before the WC.

🚨🚨JUST IN: Luis de la Fuente prefers Unai Simón as Spain’s first-choice goalkeeper at the World Cup. Joan García (Barcelona) and David Raya (Arsenal) would have to sit on the bench for the entire World Cup.