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Best outcome for VGK vs Ducks is Hart shatters his groin on the first save he makes and then a mysterious case of rabies breaks out in the arena and both teams are forced to forfeit the entire rest of the playoffs. And Quenneville walks off a cliff

Realistic Connor McDavid Mock Trade for every Franchise if he asks out Anaheim Ducks Edition:









Convicted r*pist and former professional hockey player and NHL draft pick Ben Johnson says he will be "going across America and preaching the gospel" at NHL arenas during the playoffs. In 2013, Johnson forced a 16-year old to perform oral sex in a bathroom stall while she was intoxicated before he raped her, causing vaginal bleeding. Keep this rapist away from minors & women, @nhl!














