Infinite Jeff🦆🤔💚

I writing in the American Flag like I do every election. It's the most patriotic thing you can do

@audiac Must not have slept on their nite flight

The Walker Brothers exhausted backstage in Brussels, 1964. Photo by Herman Selleslags. Scott is on the floor.

@snowball1926 You’re full of shit

At least we got cool stickers this year in Michigan

@bruised__tired @hausofdecline Made this years ago

@getfiscal The venn diagram of numb nuts pretending to care about this and numb nuts who talk about shooting squirrels with a 22 just for fun is probably a circle

@yacksort Depends on how stoned you are

@jetskitosway2 youtu.be/sEtSEXizCxc?si…

the way people used to talk in old movies is so awesome

@esjesjesj He hates his children so much

4 year olds do not think they are dinosaurs. They know what pretend is.

@af1vl0ne Plus I guarantee this guy is breaking the law every day, just in ways that aren’t usually noticed but would still be disproportionately used as a pretext to harass and incarcerate a minority

I think this sentiment ignores how predatory and evil the American justice system is. Only when systematic racism and mass incarceration are completely wiped out will this be a valid sentiment.

@World0fEcho In 2002 the Microphones played at a small art gallery in Detroit and I asked the merch guy if the guy I just saw walk by was Phil Elverum and the merch guy says “no, I’m Phil Elverum.” It’s the first time I got to tell a musician how much I liked their work. Great show too!

@adamwfitzgerald @UMO That was a great show

@flaviusvalens1 How many times has a dude got laid and then ghosted the woman?

like this tweet if you’ve never seen this meme

@JuiceSimpsons Thanks to Doug I can buy Molson at the OnRoute so maybe you some re-Neducation

There was a pile of dog shit in the box (saved you a click)

@CantEverDie He didn’t fucking do that. He probably shit his pants

might be the most LARP reaction of all time

Another Halloween and I can’t believe I have to say this but can you PLEASE stop playing the Monster Mash. A lot of creatures died that night. Some of us were there. Some of us still remember

#NC get out at #VOTE for Mo Green & against MAGA freak Michele Morrow!

Had a great time seeing Sunset Rubdown at Lee’s Palace last night. They were tired but extremely tight. A great show and a great new album!

@rafester27 Stopped clock

100% Pure American Garbage!