Memesahaab

Bihari : Makdi khane chale ? Friend : Bhai tu McDonald's poora bola kar please

@aaraynsh Also check for his views on dowry and how he will treat his wife and his relationship with both his parents

Planning to set up a detective agency for matrimonial background verification. Tier 1: Social media screening, digital footprint analysis and a basic trust score based on online behavior. Tier 2: Ground-level verification near target location through kirana store, panwari and neighborhood opinions. Tier 3: Professional background checks, including workplace verification and employment history. Final output: an audit report delivered with a CIBIL-like trust score. Any investor interest to fund this idea?

NOO DOÑA NO SE PUEDE SER CAZADORA Y PRESA AL MISMO TIEMPO

So X is basically an app where people talk to themselves

Tip: Never let a man or your job get in the way of your gym routine

@Aditya_exe45 Majja aahe

TF ONE OF MY JUNIOR COLLEAGUE ASKED ME OUT😭😭

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.

Finally aalsi ladkiyo ka din aa agaya Trekking nature lovers ladkiyo ne market kha rakha tha !

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

@OracleOfTumul Ladki ka chakkar babu bhaiya

Another morning without sleep

how has a city where it rains like crazy every year not figured out how to prevent water logging

Do you believe in life after LinkedIn

Mumbai went from running out of water to being underwater in just 48 hours.

andheri west is an evil place which is why god always tries to drown it first, sometimes as soon as 2 days into monsoon

1 lac per month is the new 30k

At this age, a cancelled meeting provides more dopamine than a nightout😭

Scariest part of Ketan Agarwal’s story is that his fiancée had already tried to push him from Lohagad Fort four days before his death. He somehow saved himself by holding onto a tree. When he asked why she pushed him, she said she saw a snake and reacted out of fear. Instead of doubting her, he hugged her and thanked her for saving his life. When she realized she couldn’t do it alone, four days later she asked her boyfriend for help. This time, both of them succeeded in pushing him from the top. Very very scary how blind someone can become in love. Never fall so deeply in love that you ignore obvious red flags.

The story of modern India is also the story of people who believed that world-class infrastructure could be built at home. #HappyBirthdayGautamBhai

"Do you all mind if we cancel?" Me;

Think about this scale: Adani’s capex of over ?1.5 Lakh Crore accounted for more than 30% of India’s total new private sector capex in FY 2025-26. Talk about moving the economic needle. #AdaniAGM2026