meredith

logged on to twitter bc needed to tweet about how cute it is when a bunch of cars stopped at a stoplight can feel the light ABOUT to turn green so they all start slowly scooching and getting so excited to go, so cute, am loving that recently

@pitchforkfest We are in a fight rn

Not many people know this but mr zuck already had a text based social media application and it is called facebook dot com

Ate an olive today. Still unclear why y'all do that shit on purpose

That feeling when u are so caffeinated u start seeing sounds

Just made a dentist appointment I am literally so brave

Bikes sitting on top of minivans at 90 mph really be having the ride of their lives

what kind of can do u prefer peli or tou

@MarvilEmma JAAAAAAS

Am drinking juice and finishing my book # Mental health

Does the week start on

X-men could've been an AI generated movie

I just think that people who promote good posture have never enjoyed a good slouch. A strong shrug. Why not feel like that all the time (?)

Dam lots of laundry fans out here...... who wants to mail me quarters I have 5 of the required 9

Need help. Do i:

I can almost spreche an entire sentence

Alle ich will ist für that little duolingo owl to be proud von mich

In my old age I've learned to enjoy pineapple flavored candies