Matt

I still think climate change is a hoax. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

@AntiLeftMemes Dranking.

Are you able to name ONE thing that Kamala Harris is good at?

Happy Holiday!!! nationaltoday.com/national-beer-…

As an atheist I don't know. Is Easter the day the Romans crucified Jesus, the day he came back as zombie Jesus, or is it a made up holiday so McDonald's can sell more Filet-o-Fish sandwiches?

$871.40. SNA > EWR > EYW Whatever. All I want to hear is "Flight attendants, arm doors, cross check, and prepare for departure. All call."

@thedaywar90 FUCK NO.

Not sure if it’ll happen, but if Governor Newsom runs in 2028, would you vote for him?

I played three songs by the great singer William Hung on the jukebox at Beach Ball. They were so appreciative of my song stylings they drove me to the Goat Hill Tavern so I wouldn't have to take the bus. Sitting in the parking lot waiting for them to open.

Regarding Artemis II: Having to ride along with three Americans for ten days, I sort of feel bad for the Canadian knowing that he's neither from the greatest space-faring nation, nor hockey playing nation, in the world. Not much else to talk about.

@mctowelie "It appears you are going to the moon. Would you like help with that?"

@mfigroid NASA Clippy is not happy.

Can you imagine being in the middle of space and you radio, "Uh, Houston. The toilet stopped working."

LOL

I forgot what day it is. keysweekly.com/42/fort-jeffer…

The cops are playing pool with some of the regulars. LOL THAT is community policing and is cool. They're pretty good, too.

There cops sitting in the bar with a breathalyzer educating people about drunk driving. No way in hell will engage them and I'm not even driving.

@AntiLeftMemes AAA!

@Matt_Pinner Losers

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

All I want right now is a Cuban sandwich. Nearly impossible in California. $40 at at sit down restaurant and it's a mix. Fuck that. I don't want your "take" on this. I want legit. I want a Cuban made by someone who came over on the Mariel Boatlift at a shifty walk up.

@oelma__ Women

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