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@incunabula This shit is so exhausting

Roald Dahl - 2001 authorized Puffin edition vs 2022 authorized Puffin edition. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/02/1…

Love to encourage young readers by taking scissors to huge swaths of one of the world's most beloved children's authors, now in his grave for 32 years and with no say in the matter. This shit is so exhausting.

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Before he was the Original Gangster, he was Golan and Globus' most trusted rapper. The one, the only: Ice-T.

@MilesKlee Yo dawg we heard you like Oreos so we etc etc

Only Greg ⚖️ can judge me

@Variety Only Greg ⚖️ can judge me

’Judge Mathis,‘ ’People’s Court’ Canceled By Warner Bros. After More Than Two Decades variety.com/2023/tv/news/j…

BuT aN aUtHeNtIcAtOr ApP iS aCtUaLly MuCh MoRe SeC-*smack* bitch shit the fuck up. A security option that's too difficult/inconvenient for the average user to, you know, actually USE is not a security option at all.

I've seen a lot of stupid shit on Twitter dot com since the rich kid took over, but putting SMS 2FA behind a paywall might be the stupidest.

@TwitterSupport Yeah trust us it's super easy and convenient to move all the accounts in your authenticator app when your physical phone is stolen. What a great idea.

Man hold the Skynet jokes. This shit makes Skynet look like SmarterChild. Let's put the brakes on about 99% please. theguardian.com/technology/202…

🌼💔 Been Trugoy since the first get go / Here's the daisy / Watching it die, see? One of a kind, gone too soon. 💔🌼

Enjoying the Big Game ®️ youtu.be/Tp4l7eASeOk

@ericallenhatch When the kush does not hit

when the kush hits

@kothcontext @kothscreens Love seeing these accounts work together like this 🙌

@kothscreens Season 2, Episode 11

In this mostly forgotten arc, Calvin's parents are forced to confiscate his Thomas Ligotti books after he suddenly and inexplicably adopts a troubling new nihilistic worldview, going so far as to preach antinatalism during recess.

@ben_bermuda @Calvinn_Hobbes

@Calvinn_Hobbes Oh yeah? Thomas Ligotti stares into infinity all the time, and all he does is mope and sulk all day.

Those perfect winter nights 🌌 #CalvinandHobbes

"Carter says they patched things up and he became buddies with the bureau" 🧐

@threemaysun Tfw you become buddies with the bureau

@ElectionLegal Is this what broke the site

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