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Tesla scofield

@millitarytesla

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Beigetreten Haziran 2024
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AuraRoyal
AuraRoyal@TheAuraRoyal·
@millitarytesla That one reply that was funnier than the original tweet and had me laughing for days. 😂
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ayo ?
ayo ?@ayblaack·
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BigBird::
BigBird::@BigBirdfyx·
Shaving your dick feels like defusing a bomb with shaky hands fr 😂
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shattamovement
shattamovement@sunday_mic36760·
Every cig you do smoke is a cig a child can't smoke do your part
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Miles 👑
Miles 👑@Officialmrmiles·
What's that one movie you won't get bored no matter how many times you watched it?
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Lon3rr 👿
Lon3rr 👿@Lonerrr_99·
Yo wait for the transition 🫣
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𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉
POV: Lazy perfectionist ADHD cat mom with chronic fatigue. Chill like my kitten during the day… but when the panic attacks and brain zoomies hit at night? It’s full gremlin takeover 😂 Love my squad, hate the rest of the world?
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𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰
"All I do is smoke weed and mind my business idk how anyone can look at me and think 'lemme hurt her feelings' I’m literally an weed angel"
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ONEFACE
ONEFACE@KBLINKZ_20·
Is it weird I don’t like slow sex, kill my shit like the opps sister 😅
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@yallsuck7·
I Bring My Own Weed Everywhere 😂 Ian' Waiting On NOBODY To Roll Shit 😂👋
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2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂
How can one get a lil flavor in their smoke when smoking papers?
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ꪝe@_wej01·
Someone parked their shopping cart completely sideways across the aisle so they could stare at protein bars for five straight minutes. I didn’t even say excuse me. I just grabbed the cart, parallel parked it out of the way, and kept walking. They snapped, “Hey, I was using that.” I said, “And I’m using the aisle.” The level of spatial awareness in grocery stores lately needs to be studied.
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MAJOR
MAJOR@Squeeze1i·
Okay, wow. So hot girl autism is really a thing. People look at her and think, “wow she’s so pretty, she must get everything she wants, she’s a hot girl and she knows it!” Meanwhile she feels like some eldritch creature that has engineered a human form out of toothpicks and duct tape just to appear normal in front of people. She has no clue how she got this hot girl diagnosis. But it wasn’t any of her doing. She was just trying to be normal.
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THE BIG DOG🪄
THE BIG DOG🪄@HussainiBi59248·
People's bullshit and fakeness is why I like to be alone, listen to good music and smoke weed. i don't know as for you
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