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@millitarytesla That one reply that was funnier than the original tweet and had me laughing for days. 😂
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Someone parked their shopping cart completely sideways across the aisle so they could stare at protein bars for five straight minutes.
I didn’t even say excuse me.
I just grabbed the cart, parallel parked it out of the way, and kept walking.
They snapped, “Hey, I was using that.”
I said, “And I’m using the aisle.”
The level of spatial awareness in grocery stores lately needs to be studied.
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Okay, wow. So hot girl autism is really a thing. People look at her and think, “wow she’s so pretty, she must get everything she wants, she’s a hot girl and she knows it!” Meanwhile she feels like some eldritch creature that has engineered a human form out of toothpicks and duct tape just to appear normal in front of people. She has no clue how she got this hot girl diagnosis. But it wasn’t any of her doing. She was just trying to be normal.
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