Milo the Introvert

Does this count as touching grass?

Happy Easter.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Ready for the SuperBowl.

Not sure what Houdini has been drinking!

Happy Christmas.

The world is loud. The piano understands me.

All set for tomorrow.

My mood was down, but now I feel spruced up after a Christmas cocoa.

Is it abnormal to purposely avoid as much human interaction as possible?

Came home to find Houdini standing on one leg, I left him to it.

The social invite was kind. Declining it was kinder.

Sometimes I get overwhelmed and need to lie on the floor. No reason. Just horizontal resets.

I didn’t leave the party early. I completed it.

My voice sounds weird out loud because I don’t use it much.

When I disappear, it’s not because I’m gone. It’s because I’m me.

I cancel things for fun.

My social life is mostly imaginary. It’s quieter that way.

I love people. But also: why are they like that?