Mitch Beebe

My first piece with @sciam is now live: pollution from skyrocketing numbers of satellites burning up in Earth’s atmosphere could threaten our planet’s protective ozone layer. scientificamerican.com/article/satell…

the evidence is in a crime was committed a Lions win was stolen in plain sight refs are pure trash

@thegoddessofrap The worst part about kidnappers is their lack of foresight

@ff_upsides Why stop at 5? A box has 6.

I had 5 zebra cakes tonight. I will not be taking any questions. Are there any questions?

2020 has been a rough year. But at least the entire country is now trained in both epidemiology and data science.

If you stop counting votes, Biden goes away just like if you stop testing for COVID, it goes away. It's like he lacks object permanence

Biden campaign just debuted this new ad "Go From There," during Game 1 of the World Series, narrated by Sam Elliott

@ButtersMcGowan @nnaspringer I meant to reply to this and say screenshotting my gram to chirp me on twitter was a hilarious move

@mitchbeebe @nnaspringer even though the dog clearly doesn't approve of mitch I am very happy for you two

We are excited to share with fellow Miamians that alumnus Rick McVey ’81 has made a $20 million gift to Miami, which will fund a construction of a new data science building on our Oxford campus. Learn more: miamioh.edu/news/top-stori…

Pres. Trump mocks Joe Biden on the issue of masks: "I don't wear masks like him. Every time you see him, he's got a mask. He could be speaking 200 feet away and he shows up with the biggest mask I've ever seen." abcn.ws/debate #Debates2020

@GreenHuevosNSam Mayonnaise

What instrument should I learn how to play

...WHAT

"You guys don't think I give you straight answers," @NYGovCuomo to reporters. "You have to talk to these statisticians: they will not give you a direct answer on anything." #CoronavirusUSA #CoronaVirusNY #CoronavirusPandemic

For someone who claims to be such a patriot (and who attacked NFL players protesting police brutality), it sure doesn’t seem like @realDonaldTrump has a lot of respect for the National Anthem.

@nnaspringer Results not statistically significant

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@GreenHuevosNSam I like my clothes medium rare

Why are there different settings of dry on dryers? I don’t want my clothes more or less dry, I just want them to be dry