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OMOLUABI 💯🇳🇬 African Society| Culture| Leadership Asking uncomfortable questions Nigerians avoid Conversations over insults
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In UK..
SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Waooo, l hope you said thank you?
SON: Yes mum... 😁
IN USA..
SON: Mum, my friends sister gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Waaaooooo that is good I hope you said thank you?
SON: Yes mum. 😀
IN NIGERIA..
SON: Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
(Mummy screams): Haaaa!!! Jeeeeesu!!! Mokuu oooo.. Omo yi ti pami o. 🙆🙆
When? By Who? Where? How? [slaps]
How many times? [slaps again]
Didn't I tell you not to collect something from strangers again?
Now go and drink 'Anointing oil' and drink 'omi adura' to wash it down...
Awon Ebi baba e lo ma ko ba.
Oni jeku je omo ale. Egbon baba e lo fi jo.. 😂😂😂

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@realwolog Lolzzz with your 5k followers that can disappear anyhow
Where will your engagements come from ?
Everyone is useful
Stop being myopic
Unverified will be verified too one day
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@Kgadi_yaMoloto There's actually no way your urine won't foam, if you piss in a basin or WC
But some of us will no agree
Try it and see
Doctors have ways of engaging their customers
You can't go to a clinic and do a test and ever be free no matter how healthy you seem
It's a game
Wake up
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Kidney Disease Awareness:
Before urinating, flush the toilet first, once clean water has returned, urinate(pee). If you see foam/bubbles report it your provider.
Persistent or thick, soapy bubbles indicate proteinuria—protein leaking into urine—which warrants medical evaluation for potential kidney disease


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Ellon has started paying and we are seeing big accounts coming to show us their pay, what are the small accounts doing? We are here congratulations and celebrating them making the big account to have more views and comments and we neglect the small accounts, we the small accounts should help each other to grow and get more visibility....

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I don't think the people wailing about Nigeria today know what this woman did back in 2014. Yet they blame APC for all their problems.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
Ex-Petroleum Minister, Diezani spotted in UK, fully recovered from canc£r.
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Goose and Gander
OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬@OurFavOnlineDoc
Who are the criminals making these videos 😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂
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