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I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

@kevinxpang @toly genuinely disruptive

1/ Introducing Aquarium The liquidity engine for Solana. HumidiFi's best-in-class principal market making - now available to top projects through a standardized, on-chain program. No backroom deals. No side agreements. Verifiable metrics.

you can outsource your thinking but you cannot outsource your understanding

Ending the month with a banger MEGA from @MegaETH is now available on @solana and tradable on Jupiter

@StaniKulechov @aave hot

Been waiting for this moment and has been a dream hire for me. I've been working with Luigi since early DeFi days, and finally now on the same team. We're going to build credit markets at internet scale.

@functi0nZer0 @ogiberstein hot. noisy. intimate. sweaty. loud.

> go to London for some work meetings > defer to @ogiberstein on a pub > he picks somewhere two miles away > forty minutes on public transport I have never asked for much but I am now demanding that the city of London be turned into glass immediately out of sheer principle

@SpecterAnalyst @functi0nZer0

Kyber Network exploiter Andean Medjedovic has now laundered a total of $24.88M via Tornado Cash. Interestingly, the same actor reportedly sought a presidential pardon through the lobbying firm JM Burkman & Associates in February 2026. Medjedovic stole $65M from two protocols between 2021 and 2023. He remained on the run until he was arrested in Serbia in 2024 on a warrant from the Netherlands. He was later released after 90 days by the Higher Court in Belgrade due to insufficient evidence. On February 3, 2025, a U.S. Department of Justice indictment was unsealed, charging him with five counts, including wire fraud and money laundering. He remained at large until February 20, 2026, when reports surfaced that he had sought a U.S. presidential pardon through JM Burkman & Associates, allegedly paying the lobbying firm $300K. Two months later, he resumed laundering the stolen funds. It’s concerning to see a threat actor act with such confidence after exploiting multiple victims. Hopefully, he is apprehended and held accountable. Stay smart

@KyanExchange @Sellingvol @RobertSagurton @fogo @vec0zy @vxdenton amazing. two of my favourite things collide

A new Kyan x @thinkingvols Options Talk is coming TOMORROW! With @RobertSagurton of @fogo Topics: • TradFi to Crypto to Founder Arc • Building in this space • RioMaxxing • Adoption and What's Next? Wed Apr 29, 2PM EST / 6PM UTC ⏰

.@POTUS: "Honoring the British King might seem an ironic beginning to our celebration of 250 years of American independence — but in fact, no tribute could be more appropriate. Long before Americans had a nation or Constitution, we first had a culture, a character, and a creed. Before we ever proclaimed our independence, Americans carried within us the rarest of gifts: moral courage, and it came from a small but mighty kingdom from across the sea."

Better pricing for AAVE on Solana than Ethereum. Only through @sunrisedefi 🌅

So you’re telling me there was a random X account December 21, 2023 - account gets created - handle: HenryMa79561893 only tweet ever “Cole Allen” profile details - Pepe avatar - wearing a suit - holding a glass of wine very specific aesthetic banner “TIME MACHINE” linked visual tied to timemachineeu - EU-funded project - focused on 3D cultural digitization nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough account goes silent, completely abandoned fast forward April 25, 2026 - White House Correspondents’ Dinner - Washington Hilton incident - armed suspect breaches event - opens fire inside high-security venue identity revealed - Cole Thomas Allen - 31 years old - from Torrance, California same exact name tweet resurfaces immediately timing tweet made years before attack - still visible more details start connecting Cole Allen profile - Caltech graduate - mechanical engineering - master’s in computer science (2025) - NASA JPL intern (2014) - worked on planetary modeling same year - NASA publishes technical paper “Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation” lead author - Henry Martinez - Lockheed Martin engineer now the overlap - X account name: HenryMa… - NASA author: Henry Martinez - Allen: NASA intern same year and that one line still sitting there posted years before everything “Cole Allen”

Satoshi Nakamoto registered e-cash.org on July 20, 2008, a month before registering bitcoin.org He's never given up the domain name and it's currently registered with Dynadot. Meaning the owners of Dynadot literally know who Satoshi Nakamoto is.

sounds stupid but i think doing a gratefulness exercise every morning has materially improved my pnl when you realize you super lucky and dont actually need more money you end up making more

The dollar and BTC are moving in near-perfect inverse correlation right now. Strongest in 4 years. Dollar drops, bitcoin rises. Dollar rises, bitcoin pulls back. The hedge narrative is back...except now Schwab, Goldman, and Morgan Stanley are on the same side of the trade.

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@jerallaire @gordonliao tone deaf economist slop. You are losing the room

A proposal on AAVE USDC market and liquidity parameters from Circle's Chief Economist @gordonliao governance.aave.com/t/arfc-improve…

@naval looks like a pressure release valve for accredited structures funnelling retail sheep into high fee purgatory

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Archax is pleased to have partnered with Schroders Capital on this initiative, providing the regulated brokerage, tokenisation and custody infrastructure required to enable digital access to yield from the Schroders money market fund. This collaboration reflects the growing momentum behind tokenised real-world assets, where blockchain technology is helping improve efficiency, accessibility and transparency across traditional financial products. Read more here: capitalpioneer.co.uk/schroders-capi…