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car boot sale shirt n ikea scissors haircut

@shaunwkeaveny have you done a National express advert

wallace checking his pockets like gnome gromit cheese

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

@CouldBeTheMove Re: casual read. Was at a gig and while waiting for the band to come on I saw multiple people getting some pages in. None of that "stare at phone for 45 minutes", these were serious readers. Never seen it before in my life as a seasoned concert goer. idk CBTM

It’s mind blowing that protests calling for a ceasefire are smeared as “riots” and “hate marches” while thousands of people gathering to literally call for a more bombing is somehow a peace march. This is all a joke.

i miss having hope

@afcv18 Would u do £60?

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@perrylychee i might b in new York on that day but I can't find a ticket cheaper than 155 dollars

@perrylychee do u have a ticket

@ella_davies17 @allpointseastuk @thestrokes Hello il buy this! DM me

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

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found the first thing i ever googled

@alyssiax hello do u still have this

I have 1 ticket for the strokes and the yeah yeah yeahs at all points east on august the 25th. Willing to sell under face value

there weren't enough billionaires on that submarine

is colin the male version of nicole

Today Alexandria 🇪🇬 finished construction on widening an urban highway and building a new highway overpass over a prime public beach. "Officials say this project is necessary to end traffic congestion, especially during the summer when large numbers of tourists visit." 🤡