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Jimmy Garoppolo is reportedly "weighing a few options." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@TomPelissero No way they pay him $40m/per at 38 😂 He's cut or restructured the day after he gets the $10m

One more detail noted here: Kirk Cousins’ two-year, $80 million option becomes fully guaranteed if he’s on the roster the fifth day of the 2027 league year, two days after a $10M fully guaranteed bonus is due. So Las Vegas has an exclusive window to keep, cut or trade him.

That's something... word salad and false optics. Media is dead

@theblockspot HOT TAKE: they roll the dice w/Kirk, trade the 1st pick, and make magic happen in the ultimate team. Then grab franchise QB in '27. Regardless of outcome this year, great things beyond by getting this capital

QB1… Kirk Cousins QB2… Fernando Mendoza RB… Ashton Jeanty WR… Tre Tucker & Jalen Nailor TE… Brock Bowers C… Tyler Linderbaum LB… Nakobe Dean & Quay Walker CB… Taron Johnson HC… Klint Kubiak AND Tom Brady This team will win games. The Raiders should keep Maxx Crosby.

GRUDEN’S QB CLASS IS BACK DIEGO PAVIA @diegopavia02 CARSON BECK @carsonbeck01 TY SIMPSON @ty_simpson06 TAYLEN GREEN @taylengreen17 SAWYER ROBERTSON @SawRobertson12 GARRETT NUSSMEIER @Garrettnuss13 BUCKLE UP @BarstoolGruden

SIGNED: The Las Vegas Raiders have signed QB Kirk Cousins to the team

@ChaseDaniel @dpshow Don't rule out the @Giants either. Love Skat, but the running style he has is destined for destruction (of his own body & doing)

Jeremiyah Love is the BEST overall player in the draft & you can’t tell me any different. The Titans or Saints make so much sense because of everything he brings to the table…don’t overthink it.

On @GMFB this morning they said something along the lines of 'Raiders & win NOW' with Kirk Cousins. If the Raiders believe that, then why bother drafting Mendoza this year? Mark Davis said it himself, 'nothing is guaranteed. We've been here before' Many will say 'that's not smart' or 'doesn't make sense'... but I'm playing the stats. Out of 29 QBs selected 1st overall in the NFL draft since the Super bowl era began in 1966, only 8 of those QBs have won a Super Bowl. I'd trade back, stack the defense & offensive trenches further, grab a TOP WR and let the Falcons pay Kirks salary this year.. worry about that franchise QB in the 2027. If Kirk turns out to be a good thing, get a QB in the next 'heavy class' of mentionables.

By the time I am 65, over $600,000 will be paid into Social Security on my behalf. That money would have been worth $1.9 million if I had gotten a 5% return. My annual interest would be $95k. The government promises me $3,075/month at age 67, which is $37k/year. HOW IS THIS NOT THEFT??

@PaulHGutierrez and with that non-committal, the Raiders trade back in the draft after drinking the Kool-Aid and signing Kirk Cousins.

#Raiders owner Mark Davis: "Having the first pick in the draft is exciting...but we've had that position before, and it didn't work out. So there's no magic bullet there, but it's a great opportunity to get a great player, whoever they decide to pick." raiders.com/news/mark-davi…

What a joke. Tom Brady is clearly petty by not making the move to bring Derek Carr back to the franchise where he owns almost every QB record. Pathetic.

@Raiders Arvel Reese after a trade back 😂 Have a Monster defense and let Jeanty cook with (plug in QB) managing games. Defense & running wins Championships

Look in the top left corner for who we're drafting 👀

@nickwalt Didn't Serrat have 15?

The final throw at Indiana's Pro Day is a bomb from Fernando Mendoza to Omar Cooper Jr. that traveled 60 yards. Cooper tied the single-season school record with 13 receiving TD in 2025, including that wild game-winning toe-tap at Penn State. If there's a way for the #Raiders to reunite these two in Vegas, possibly trading back into Round 1, it could be special.

@tirajnews The diarrhea afterwards must be epic

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@LudwigJohnson1 @nickwalt new stadium compared to Oakland, derp Less than 6 years old is NEW

@mohnjauser @nickwalt Not a new stadium. It’s the same stadium as the year before

The #Raiders just received a franchise valuation of $11.1 billion by the NFL, one of the highest team worths in football and up nearly $2B from last year’s estimates. Entering the 2025 season, the Cowboys led the league with a $12.5B valuation, per CNBC. The Rams were second at $10.7B, the Giants third at $10.5B, the Raiders fourth at $9.3B. Now imagine when they start winning… 💸🏴‍☠️

@derekcarrqb @Dodgers

Shared birthday with Will Smith and a bomb to take the lead. Let's go! @Dodgers

Point me in the direction of the grants and such for the land & equipment to become a farmer/cattle rancher and I'll leave this life behind. I want to leave this world with something more than I came into it with, and my hustle is what I have to give back building something of purpose

WE ❤️ AMERICA'S FARMERS

@NFLDraftBites I could f*ck with this take

Mendoza three the ball 63x in the Playoff Run. JJ McCarthy threw it 45x in 2 playoff games Joe Burrow threw it 126x in his final 3 games at LSU Indiana & Michigan won with Defense and Running Games LSU won on the back of Joe Burrow

The Druski skit situation is funny to me. The skit is hilarious. People being offended need to grow up. BUT everyone defending the skit also needs to keep this same energy about aaalllllllll comedy. Don’t go crying next time a bit upsets you personally. If jokes shake you to your soul SO deeply, consider that you may be an emotionally underdeveloped human, not fit for this life. The world needs comedy ❤️