Akiimu omo Akanni🇨🇦

I'll look stupid and get it wrong several times then I'll get it right eventually. I did not use "but" to connect those two because one because you succeed by failing. I'll come back to this after one year.

@Tunde_Blakcfc consistency beats intensity. Oju pipon o ran siga

Looked back at how far I’ve come… and I can’t lie, I’m proud of myself. 🤍 ♟️ There were times I didn’t know how things would work out, times I felt stuck, overlooked, or tired… but somehow, I kept going. Step by step, lesson by lesson, I’ve grown into someone stronger, wiser, and more focused. I’m still on the journey, still chasing bigger dreams, but I’m grateful for every little win, every setback that shaped me, and every version of me that refused to give up. I’m not where I want to be yet… but I’m definitely not where I used to be.. and that means everything.

@alexanderlinda_ the longest sleep of my life was 20 hours. Played pes 11 on mobile all night and the next morning i smashed jammed jamb 280. Went to buy rice from a buka by the transformer and next was i woke up the following morning

I once had a similar experience where I slept for 24 hours. When I was in 300 level, my hardest course was Econometrics. I read like a mad person for that exam. I would sleep for just 5 minutes in between reading. If I slept longer than that, I was in soup. I’d stay in the same position from morning till the next morning, reading. The exam day came and whoa, what an exam it was. I sha answered the questions and when I was done, I dragged myself back to the hostel with whatever strength I had left. I ate and thought to take a quick nap afterwards. I put it to you that I slept off around 5:30pm and woke up the next day at almost 7pm🤣🤣 Apparently, my roommates were very scared to wake me up because I hadn’t switched positions or snored once (things I do while sleeping) so they thought I had d!ed 😭🤣 Meanwhile, my mom, who normally gets a message from me each time I finish writing an exam, was so worried that she had to call my brother who then called my friend to go and check on me at the hostel. That, my friends, was how I woke up.

@TosinOlugbenga I dont want Atiku too. Care to explain briefly why he's the wrong candidate?

If you’re over 30, then you’ve practically grown up watching one political ambition refuse to retire. From your parents’ generation, the name was already in the conversation. As a child, it was still there. As a teenager trying to understand Nigerian politics, same story. In your 20s, election after election, nothing changed. Now in your 30s, with careers, families, and real responsibilities, the same ambition is still chasing Aso Rock. At some point, it stops being about national service and starts looking like a lifelong personal project. Nigeria deserves more than one man’s never-ending presidential dream. We REJECT Atiku in totality

@dihoney12 no mind am. na setup. she don get visa already

One day, I’ll wake up, brush my teeth, have my bathe, pack my bags, catch a flight and relocate to another country.

@eleshomorenike were po leko

There are some basic amenities that every newlywed in Nigeria must have. They are: 1. Washing machine 2. Air fryer 3. Blender 4. Refrigerator 5. Air Conditioner 6. Generator 7. Television 8. Solar panels 9. Inverter If you and your partner cannot afford these, don’t get married.

@Akintola_steve life don set for you. See aeshetics God abeg

Let me finish watching this first. My next tweet will be me explaining more about microservices, when to use them, when not to use them, and when to choose a monolithic approach over microservices. And yes, I’m immature. I watch anime 😂

@richsongocrazy @onrooleyy How’s that idiot not worse than Tinubu? How do you ruin someone’s name and ask him to chill? What kind of pervasive madness is this?

I just get to see this now, please know when and how to fool!!!! I have not even come across you or your account before never in your life defame me else I’ll sue you and I mean it! Delete this rubbish or prove it in court, and I’m not joking! wtf is this??? I don’t even know you!

@fan_utdmadrid @topsytpff you'll get it Unfortunately i am not able to help others. Didnt know it was this bad

@moofasser @topsytpff 2075398981 Kuda

Once I’m chanced to leave Nigeria, I’m never coming back.

@fan_utdmadrid @topsytpff Send aza

@moofasser @topsytpff Omo bro no vex say I disturb u I just wan ask if I fit see like 1 thousand naira for ur side nothing Dey my side at all boss 🙏

@Ewatomiby u really dey try with this trolling. May Elon bless your hustle

If you are over 30 and 9-5 is solely your income, i’d just assume you have no greater purpose in life 🤦🏾‍♂️

@codesbyseyi you see most braggarts never go past the "will" phase

"They" built it in 6 weeks, but someone on the street of twitter wants to build Jumia in 2 weeks.. lmao

@__OLAJUMOKE03 @Damilolawo1a tit for tat o.

@moofasser @Damilolawo1a You are the real criminal here 😂😂

Just saw someone on tiktok say I can build a bank with AI😭, in 60 seconds sef 🤭🤭. If I create , will y’all deposit your money inside 🥹🥹?

@Damilolawo1a because they are influencers. their role is to steer people towards what they think is best and sometimes for a fee. take everything with a pinch of salt but when they scream substance, apply it and see

@moofasser Why haven’t they built an app that solves a solution and marketed it too themselves? 💁🏾‍♀️

Tech influencers be like Build an app from scratch with Claude and make a million naira😂, why didn’t you build it yourself then and make the money? 😭😭

@utdjoseph1 povertoneuromeningitis

Once you no get money, business idea go just full your head. I nearly open police station for pets🤦🏻‍♂️

@SirDavidBent timeline choke wetin be dis

For every single thing you think you're very good at, there's somebody out there better than you.

@t_Duches na see d world e talk, atlas no cost

Getting Visa is the real work not passport.

@ChisomAgbafor people are who they are, power or no power. e simple laidat

You don’t really know someone until you see how they behave when they have power over you. That version is the real one.