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@mooodoc
#CatchTheCow Farm animal and equine veterinarian, runner. Redneck Ninja. Curmudgeon. Mostly Ag Twitter, NCSU stuff. I'm rarely serious. IG: @bubbacowdoc
North Carolina, USA Beigetreten Eylül 2008
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@DaveScarangella Dinwiddie County, VA. "Going with the speed of the traffic" on 85 is not accepted as an excuse by the trooper
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Was expecting to see a huge red circle around Franklin County, VA...
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
Places you’re most likely to get a speeding ticket in
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@AppyOrtho Nah. Dude has never met a southern grandmother. She'll tell you off to your face in front of everyone and make you feel lower than a snakes belly but she'll do it in the sweetest voice
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It actually isn’t, that’s a stupid stereotype/internet rumour that has no basis in reality.
Dirty Redfish@DirtyRedfish
@AppyOrtho People in the north talk badly to each other’s faces. People in the south pretend to be nice and talk crap behind their backs “Bless your heart” is just a condescending way to tell someone to go fuck themself
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Y’all… my husband just spent 45 minutes “fixin’” the lawnmower with nothing but duct tape, a pocket knife, and pure stubbornness… and it’s actually running better than it has in years.
Married country life in North Carolina, I swear it’s a whole vibe. What’s the wildest “redneck engineering” fix you or your spouse has ever pulled off that somehow worked?
I need to know I’m not alone! 😂😂
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@dogwoodblooms We tolerated them Yankees pretty well when they moved in 1 or 2 every couple of years. They were kinda cute, a novelty. When they started moving in droves and started spouting off about much better it was back where they ran away from; thats when we started getting less tolerant
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Reality: Southern hospitality is very real—but it comes with an honor code.
You don’t respect that honor code, and you get treated accordingly.
Southerners are the epitome of FAFO.
So if you decide to bring yourself down South, don’t FA.
It’s really that simple. 💁🏼♀️
🗽🪬s ü ß f o t z e 🇬🇩🇹🇹@_ANDSTFU
Hot take: Southern hospitality is a myth. You guys are very sarcastic and oddly unkind in situations where it’s not really warranted.
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Be interesting to deduct the energy used to construct, build and deploy the renewable energy sources. Solar panels- rare earth mineral mining and extraction. Windmills- fiberglass, the insane amounts of concrete involved with the base of just one windmill. Cleanup after obsolescence
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@washghost1 Hell Yeah! The first new car I remember. 1968 Ford Country Squire station wagon in this exact color. I can still smell that new car smell rolling around in the very back on that new navy carpet at 4 years old
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Imagine piling the family in this beast and making it to your destination in record time
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Crushed. Lonesome River Band with Ronnie Bowman and Dan Tyminski was the best. This was a time they got together after the LRB days
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I can just imagine my dad's response if someone had suggested that he pay $2500 for me to play travel baseball, practice at ballfields 20 or 30 miles away, spend nearly every weekend in hotels traveling to tournaments, missing church, his Saturdays off, and putting the rest of the family's activities on hold. He would've asked if you'd lost your d@%n mind
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@CigsMake Right, little league games at park a couple of miles away, on a team that played 12 games/year, with equipment that was handed down, not a $2500 travel team that plays 50 games a year, most which require “travel”, fancy equipment, swag, and a walk up song.
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A 30-year-old in 1980 owned a house like this working at the local factory. Married six years with three kids. Weekends meant Little League games. Both sets of grandparents lived within five miles. The kids would attend the same high school he did and grow up with the children of his own friends. This is a dying concept
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@mooodoc Customer service died with COVID. HVAC businesses either won't answer or never respond for basic service calls. Plumbers and Electricians take a week or more to show up. Appliance repair might as well not exist. Equipment and car dealers only do the bare minimum. It sucks.
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In the past 6 months, I've had multiple incidences when I've contacted vendors or dealers about purchasing equipment or a pickup for the business. At the time of contact, I've already researched, made my product decision and figured out the finances. I pretty much outlined this in each inquiry. All I need is their best price and willingness to make the product available. In every case, I've gotten a response days/ week later, promise of a quote that never came and others with no response. I don't wait on them. I give them a reasonable time to respond then I move on; sorry for you, sale lost. Any of ya'll experiencing this more than usual?
I've never had multiple experiences of nobody wanting my money this often
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I'll move on fairly quickly. I'm a little bit of a curmudgeon, I don't get too excited about the "hot" brand of anything. If I'm inquiring about something that fits that description, if they don't respond I take that to mean they really don't want my business. There's usually an "up and comer" that is scrambling and will work for it
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@mooodoc It’s funny you bring this up. I’ve seen the same within the last three years with my business and I thought it was me just being impatient, but it appears to be a plague of some sort so I’ve narrowed my circle of business associates fairly small.
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Yep. That and dealing with the older relatives that think the old, rotten, poorly constructed barn is a shrine that can't be torn down; but they aren't willing to pony up the $150K it'd take to restore it to its original poorly constructed glory🙄(and I'm saying this as a sentimental old fool)
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If there’s a silver lining to a shot barn accidentally burning down, it’s that fugging people quit telling me “Don’t take that thing down. I’ll be down one of these days to get some barn wood.”
Been hearing that for years…
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I'd love to hear the conversation between Chuck and St. Peter:
St. Peter🙄(in full-blown fanboy voice): " Dude! Remember that time on Walker, Texas Ranger when you round house kicked that bad guy and knocked the gun outta his hand right before he was gonna shoot that nice lady. That was so coool!"
Chuck: "Which time?"
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Sad. A fixture in movies and TV from my childhood
Raylan Givens@JewishWarrior13
🚨BREAKING 🚨The legend Chuck Norris is dead at 86.
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Yeah, from a small business perspective its hard to keep up with those website messages. Those have a lot lower conversion to a sale vs a phone call. But I wish my tire guy would utilize an online platform. I always feel sorta bad when I walk in his busy shop and pull him away from stuff to give me quotes😬
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@mooodoc My local tire shop has a form on their web site to request a quote. input make, model & year, & a text box for specific need. Got an autoreply that it would be reviewed . then nothing. So I guess I'm going to Costco or TireRack. Why do they even have the form?
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In my industry (appliance repair) people do this too. They call, have me do all the research, look up all the data including part numbers, check warranty or not, all the various things we need to know to help them ... and then they buy a knockoff part from Amazon.
We still offer our time and services for free, but there is a cost. Not sure if that is what is happening in your case as you seem pretty sure you already know what you want/need, but it's not as cut and dried in all industries.
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@Marmstrong415 @untappedgrowth Oh man; I forgot about the contrast between my previous insurance man of 30 years vs the guy that replaced him 😡
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@mooodoc @untappedgrowth YES, my last was trying to get a quote on a complete farm insurance change.
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@mooodoc Next time you need a truck reach out to me. I do commercial sales and would be happy to help you.
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@flyinfarmer68 And to your point, me walking into the local affiliate dealer and engaging a salesperson did move it along
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