IDAN💰

A win after so many Ls feels incredibly good.

@iamzioraa 10k weekly, I go Dey carry os abeg

@Blac_nels 😂😂😂😂

if police stop your car for night say “anything for the boys?”, no reach for wallet. start to dey talk to empty seat for your back say “baba no vex, they no see you, na why they stop us.”

@notyourregdan Ajehhhh

many things wey I never get wey I go definitely get.

@lordfoster102 @DrDanny2030 Even the parents don’t care

@DrDanny2030 You think say nigerians cares where your money de come from

Nigeria which way again ? Bàndit came on Tiktok live and did giveaway. Some Nigerians started sending their account number to be credited. The Bàndits made it known to them that the money they were sharing was a ransome money.

@Ade4youuuuxk @DrDanny2030 Okay you still Dey speak English Tf okayyyyy in dj chicken voice

@DrDanny2030 Tf

Do you guys really enjoy morning sex? Do you even have foreplay with that morning breath?

No one tells you how heavy it feels when your soul is screaming for a new life but your mind still doesn't believe you can do it.

My husband kept saying his company was struggling. No bonuses. No raises. No extra spending. We cut back on everything. Then I attended his office holiday party. The CEO stepped onto the stage. "And now, congratulations to our new Vice President..." My husband's face appeared on the giant screen. The room erupted in applause. I stood there frozen. Vice President? The salary range for that role started at three times what he claimed to earn. When I confronted him later, he sighed.......

y'all really think y'all can spend your life with sexing just one person ?

@AkadeBemsen @paulinus14218 Did you try other ?

Dick so good I took him back after he gave me a STD 😭

@LouisYesVuitton @robertwlk @t_odunlami Ee no pass to laugh Abi

@robertwlk @t_odunlami 😂😂

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me. All three said no.

If bandit come my school security no go allow dem enter cuz dem no comb their hair 😂

A man with a book is indeed more powerful than a man with a gun.

Just retweet and let the world see

@AyodelePhotos Real but funny

Night traveling is all fun until you hear " I go collect am for pipty million, call the frecident" 😭

Waoh this is all what we need Not too much to request for

Hope is not a strategy! Show us workings! Let us see those kids and their teachers back home and display the dead bodies of the terrorist. Go after their sponsors! Then u can sell hope based on faith. For now any campaign is a SHAME on you “Govt”

D Trauma those kids will face when they get freed by Gods grace, the trauma this whole episode is giving to even d kids @ home, teachers don’t even feel safe! In all of there’s so much hopelessness in there air. Yet dis govt sees hope as a promise! Hope itself is NOT A STRATEGY.