Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator”

U ain’t rippin shit lil bro 🤣 #noTip

@ScrimboSaggins Lucky man scrimbo

Yes wife make me my slop bowl

@OctaviousMcQ Please tell me this isnt pollo 😹 u fucked ya self

Service workers suck p2. Ordered a caesar wrap and got stuck with this abomination. #shrink #friesinthebag

Ripping ass alone in an uber and making him crack the window is so elite. Yeah boss just bounced one of the seat 🤣🤣 #tf #expand

@jerrickblumpkin Jerrick, I’d be suprised if this didn’t land. A blind monkey could have seen that banger coming. Godspeed, MTB

Eat, sleep, put up shots, repeat

@RetiredRushTok Charlotte, Bag. Beers. Bitches (u and 3 friends) tonight. See u soon sweet thang Doc

My boy j drank this Ubers water thinking it was one of those freebies. Broski smacked it outta his hand 🤣

Like clock work #back @dickenmitt

@Bradyapolog1st Shadeur?

It’s a train pole not a tripper pole get a grip #rolex

Just had a lighter fucking EXPLODE on me while im smoking a bowl Stay safe out their fellas 🫡 they tried to get me but they forget doc like a cat #9lives

@ScrimboSaggins Dont do it to em scrimbo

I got this girl and she wants me to duke her, I said I’ll scoop her around 8 and she said (super!)

@FotchBurglar Thank god

@mortimerTBeaur Don’t ever say that shit to me again

Small dox but shout out to the college house 🫡 🛁

@OctaviousMcQ #geeb is electric

Got a little too geeked (greened) with the fellas last night from the #geeb. Now time to recuperate and climb the fourth highest mountain in America. #lowerlowshigherpeaks #expand

@OctaviousMcQ Ocatvious, Idk where u got ur phd, but real ball knowers know thats a #millergold

If your not at the Seattle Mariners game where tf you at?? #goldenbudlite #shrinkthegame

Big hot dog and Big hot dog buns are in fucking kahoots to raise both their margins. Why the fuck do hotdogs come in 6s and buns come in 8s, u fucking scammers #shrink #bighotdog

@biggeebman Ready for 10 more, sir.

What’s your 10 beer plan, where do you see yourself after 10 beers?

@shaboozeylover Why do these women act like they deserve another day for existing

Is it national girlfriend day or something

@RetiredRushTok Char, Page me when you are back in miami. Ill show u and your girls a spectacular time. Doc

@fattttt___ @GrrrMondays10 Im crying 😭

@GrrrMondays10 @mortimerTBeaur Omg is that Sebiri that I just dunked on?😂

@fattttt___ Yo jacksss im agreeing with u. Keep churning out posts with 3 likes. I saw one had 6! Good shit you fucking coward

@mortimerTBeaur Hey mort, hate to break it to you, but no one who’s gunna be alive in 5 years cares about your opinion. Thanks for the comment!