Moth Light

Within me there exists a vast forest, and your initials carved on every tree

I know that exactly 0 people will care but I'm still going to announce that I'm out Twitter! Threads actually appreciates my sense of humor.

close enough welcome back aziraphale and crowley

THIS IS AMAZING

another weird pair of twins... (cr: @/_moonsnail)

“oomf is problematic” “who?” “ascend to lyctorhood to find out”

I'm actually really tired of everyone being so hot and also not in the same state as me

happy sapphic september to everyone reading the locked tomb series

Still waiting for this stupid app to recognize how funny I am

“Gideon was experiencing one powerful emotion: being sick of everyone’s shit.”

I would like the Tolkien fandom to please shut up for once in your life and let me watch my shitty Amazon show in fucking peace this year, istg I will karate chop you into oblivion if I have to hear about one more person rolling in their grave THAT IS NOT A REAL PROBLEM

What do you mean you're not obsessed with me after meeting me literally one time? How is that even possible?

Someone has GOT to tell these people in my dms that this non challant shit is never going to work. I cannot even spell it let alone grasp the concept. If someone says "tell me more about that" I'm literally weak in the knees. Be challant all over me or go away.

Idk if this is a red flag or something but I simply cannot maintain interest in someone who is not showing me interest. This whole being in love with your friend for 3 years shit could never happen to me. Less than a week and I'm bored and ready to move on. High speed baby.

Anytime I handle a situation with kindness I always regret not being meaner, bc it would have been more direct. Anytime I handle a situation by being direct, I am WRECKED by guilt for weeks and feel like a terrible person. In conclusion, I will no longer be handling situations.

@SkeweredS @gideonnavbot Oh hey I know how to do that, which bots aren't posting?

So @gideonnavbot and the other TLT bots are probably dead from here on out lmao. The person running them doesn’t seem interested in the community anymore and the bots stopped posting. I would make them myself but idk the first thing about setting up Twitter bots 😭

I am reading this at 6am why must I go through the horrors already

“Now we kick her ass until candy comes out,” said Gideon. “Oh, damn, Nonagesimus, don’t cry, we can’t fight her if you’re crying.”