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when I realise I used the wrong personality on someone:

Every job application should have to ask "When would be a good month to release a Haunted Mansion movie?" and if you say "July" you do not get the job.

pause

when your guy friend of 7+ years hits you with the “so can i ask you a question”

You don't have ADHD. Those are your natural battle reflexes. You can't relax because you are the son of Poseidon and you genetically crave action on the battlefield.

If you grew up in a home with constant screaming or yelling, your body remembers. You might startle easily. Or feel like sobbing when someone yells. How To Heal:

cannot stop thinking about how fucking GLAM Brittany Murphy was😔

Kathleen Hanna made me cry and then played suck my left one

Me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

When someone criticizes me

I don’t understand why everyone is so afraid of adult conversations. You don’t like me ? Tell me. You don’t wanna talk to me? Don’t ignore me. You’re mad at me ? Express your feelings. I’m wrong ? Lmk let’s talk. We don’t agree? Share your viewpoints. It’s really not that hard.

him: you better not be cunty victorian sphynx cat when i get there me:

Hate when people say "no hard feelings" ...the feelings are hard.

You hoes be trippin. The way I woulda been mobile all day 🤣