@jebediahkermann Congrats Jeb but I sent you to space alone so I'm a little confused
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Ryan
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When did this edge shit start fr lol
Alec@illmalec
I'm bringing back calling Defensive Ends "Defensive Ends".
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happy 6 years to ‘Speak It Into Existence’
still playing this? fav tracks?
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Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it
Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:
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Damn it’s wild that a guy named Home Run hit an absolute bomb to right too
David Adler@_dadler
Mike Trout and Aaron Judge, 9 home runs combined in a ridiculous series at Yankee Stadium
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morals of the anecdote are:
• wear that band shirt imo.
• pulses. likes seeing people wear pulses. merch.
• tell people “nice shirt” sometimes.
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been seeing band shirt discourse so here’s an anecdote: I was in the gym and saw a dude with a Militarie Gun shirt on and I hadn’t seen anyone in there with similar taste as me thus far. told him “nice shirt, they’re a cool band,” he audibly chuckled and I feel like that was good
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@jebediahkermann Easy 5 stars, always willing to board my Very Well Constructed spacecraft (don't ask why I'm on Helios XIV)
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@jebediahkermann Jeb no Fartemis VI has no changes to its design document!
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i would like to say congratulations to the artemis II Astronauts! I unfortunately had to decline this mission because the Fartemis mission needed my assistance 🪐
NASA@NASA
Artemis II Moon mission complete! ✅✅✅✅✅✅ - Space Launch System rocket launched crew into space - Orion spacecraft kept astronauts safe - Flew around the Moon, observed its far side - New human spaceflight distance record - Crew safely returned to Earth - Inspired the WORLD
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20 years of Neil banging out the tunes. Oh the years have gone so fast, he was so young !! I made this design to celebrate the big anniversary 🎹🐀
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@jebediahkermann Jeb are you bored out there in deep space? I'm sorry we messed up your trajectory and missed the Mun
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@simplyjosh2k @YeYo_Gam1nG I see two pitches down and away and one pitch slightly late down and in
Skill issue
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I simply would not go directly south
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban
Yes. If you start in Atlanta, Georgia and go directly south, you will never hit South America.
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@liloddjoey @BlackLanterrn It's not been that long since they tried to cancel Chalamet lol
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This is why no one should take stan twitter dogpiles/cancellations seriously. Whether it’s Chappell, Sabrina, etc., these people aren’t actually offended, it’s all points in a game on an imaginary score board. Celebrities would do best to never engage or apologize to them
alu@vigilantesht
“months and months and months of trying to get her cancelled” doesn’t sound crazy to y’all out loud?😭
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@Cyb4rAnG3L They've moved on from Chalamet and Chappell Roan, now it's time to make a big deal about nothing with Sabrina Carpenter lol
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JOE DAVIS: Fastballlll…just off of the plate for ball three, the count is full with two outs here in the ninth inning!
JOHN SMOLTZ: A baseball analytics guy fucked my wife
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