Brandon Sirota

@seanhhm If this vasy shows up game 7 too we may be screwed

You: “UGH OUR STARS JUST AREN’T BEING GOOD” Vasilevsky:

@the_habitant Also out of those four players he’s the one I’m least concerned with. He’s still a rookie

@the_habitant I’m not saying he was bad tonight just need actual point production from these guys

@myinitialsarebs Demidov was out best player tonight

@the_habitant Suzuki, slaf, Caufield, Demi just one of them please show up for a game is that too much to ask

Suzuki man, please come clutch in game 7

@seanhhm If they lose this series I’m going to be devastated

I don’t know man. My immediate reaction is that was an amazing game from the Habs. They played at a breakneck pace all game.

@HabsOnReddit Vasy is so dialed in we need an absolute miracle to beat him right now. They’ve played well and while the pp hasn’t looked amazing they’ve had some good chances but when a goalie is playing as well as vasilevskiy is it doesn’t matter

The Habs are tied 0-0 vs the Lightning after the 2nd period. Thoughts? 🤔

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an incredible read

@seanhhm He’s not a slow skater but he’s just coasting everywhere not putting in full effort at all

Every time Matheson is in a foot race for a puck to the D zone, even if he’s a step ahead, I expect the puck to be a 50/50.

@HabsOnReddit It would be nice if the refs could give us one of the million calls that should’ve been called but that might be asking too much. Terrible turnovers killing us. We have been the better team once again but that doesn’t matter

The Habs are tied 2-2 vs the Lightning after the 2nd period. Thoughts? 🤔

@fnveenie He’s been so bad this postseason. We need Dobson back badly

Matheson fucking disaster shift

@HabsOnReddit I’ll take the lead. Would like some more sustained pressure. Playing pretty sloppy but honestly both teams are. Hopefully if they get another pp they can capitalize on it because they need it. Not too upset with line changes so far we will see if it actually boosts each line

The Habs lead 1-0 vs the Lightning after the 1st period. Thoughts? 🤔

Anyone else been getting random accounts in their following tab. Like accounts I don’t even follow are showing up there and they’re typically sharing right wing propaganda (shocker). This feels like a major problem

i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all

@HabsLaughs Power play was so good game one. I don’t know if Tampa figured it out or what but it is at its best when the players are moving around the ice an instead they’ve been very stagnant

About the reffing: -The Habs had six PPs. -The Habs took seven legit penalties. -At the same time, they should have called embellishment on James and Kucherov. -They should have called a major on Crozier. Headshot. Frustrating but Habs need to cash in when given opportunities.

“I think they’re extremely happy because now they get dad for themselves.” 🥹 Anze Kopitar speaks on what’s next after playing his final NHL game.

@jcino10 @HabsOnReddit Yeah he hasn’t been great but we’ve seen what he can do when at the top of his game I’m not worried

@myinitialsarebs @HabsOnReddit Kap is invisible. Demi is missing a lot of pucks. His one timer is brutal Can’t hit the net or it gets blocked

The Habs lose 3-2 vs the Lightning. The series is tied 2-2. Thoughts? 🤔

@HabsOnReddit We have the lead and we’re playing quite well. I think the hit caused the team to get too riled up. This intermission is coming at a good time. Calm down and regroup and we can bring this one home

The Habs lead 2-1 vs the Lightning after the 2nd period. Thoughts? 🤔

La foule montréalaise s'est fait sentir ce soir. Bonne nuit à nos partisans Montreal, we heard you tonight and we felt it. Goodnight, Habs fans #GoHabsGo