Yulia’s Haitian Mortician
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Yulia’s Haitian Mortician
@narrowhead13
Be cool. Don’t be all, like, uncool.
Beigetreten Mayıs 2018
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@stefanroberts Meanwhile, we’re from Scotland, my father’s doing coke, my mother thinks she’s Tilda Swinton, she’s teasing her hair with a bottle of Chivas, so dysfunctional, cross-addicted family, still cooking haggis on Sundays, and ummm the Scotch Pies, they wind up being burnt.
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@RlCKYRAGE Meanwhile, they’re from Scotland, her father’s doing coke, her mother thinks she’s Tilda Swinton, teasing her hair with a bottle of Chivas, so dysfunctional, cross-addicted family, still cooking haggis on Sundays, and ummm the Scotch Pies, they wind up being burnt.
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she looks like her father worked at the palm restaurant
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Susan Boyle debuts new look: “A new era starts tomorrow.”
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@stoppfeenin Not pull your Depends to the side and let him slide through
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Let him play in his 62ussy and spread his Depends to the side.
Cus you gonna be doing the same thing at that age.
DJ@deedeejae
Yall too freaked out even for me. Cuz chile nothing about that 62 year old man playing in his butt like that should be getting that kinda attention. That is somebody granddaddy.
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A Gottmik stamp for my diva 🔥🖤
Drag Base@DragBasee
Reneé Rapp stuns as extra-especial guest judge for RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 11.
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@isittravis No no Kaitlin Olson is winning this year
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@jerseytableflip All play and no work makes her a happy girl
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i’m guessing this information didn’t make it to matthew morrison
Pop Base@PopBase
Ryan Murphy reveals the original ‘Glee’ script had Mr. Schue as a “crystal meth addict.”
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My roommate told me I was silly for “manifesting” that we find an apartment.
Anyway I manifested & found us a 3 bedroom in budget with a Citi bike rack outside the crib.
Don’t doubt the universe diva.
GIF
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I know for a fact I live in a bohemian homosexual bubble because I attended an absolutely lovely straight wedding last month and when they announced the bride and groom as Mr & Mrs Groom's Last Name I was like "oh wow I didn't know people still did that."
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@SadPaleTwink This would be a Kramer storyline in a Seinfeld episode
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