~nate🦅

Kati you may find my future wife is in Colombia packing coke😹

I'm healed now. Bring me the exact same btch. This the rematch!!!

"You are the greatest project you will ever work on. Restart. Reset. Refocus. As many times as you need. You owe it to yourself"

Silver jewelry over gold jewelry every time.

@john322226 😂

This is the first time I’m going to assist a woman online in buying a new iphone and it’s bcos I’m in a good mood today. Go to any phone dealer shop and take iPhone 12 Pro Max and send the account number to your father.

People born in welloff families need to thank God a little more

Do everything and go against everyone but never go against your family. They’ll still show up when the world f*cks you up. At least they’ll give you a decent burial 😪

Man, the whole process of choosing to stop talking to someone you really liked comes with so much pain. More so if you still wanted them. Like man, you had started becoming part of me, but I now have to pretend like I don't care anymore.

@recovery_simp Those huns are actually the easiest to bag😂

Why is it that when most guys see a beautiful woman they assume she's ran through, could it be low self esteem issues so they're using the "ran through" thing to console themselves cause they feel like they don't qualify to date such beautiful huns?

I love hoes who know they’re hoes man

freedom of speech is between you & the government, don’t talk to me anyhow

Once you hear “I carried you for 9months”, just know she won’t pay your money back. Black child move on 😂

Oba where do boda boda guys get information from??🤗😂

@abi_nze 😂

Seat properly. 😕

@Ehges_d0ll_ @Petbluzxz @hamxajnr Yes I need to cheat where necessary 😂 and always cheat when opportunity arises

@nathanedengu @Petbluzxz @hamxajnr So you read but you need to cheat? The jokes write themselves

People at university needs to understand you don't lose marks if you help someone.

Potiphar's wife: Joseph, Take off your jacket. Joseph: Man's Not Hot.

@WodP_Lyeci For real😂😂😂

Whoever brought the idea of captain Morgan muckpit shit is a devil 😂😂😂

@recovery_simp 😂

I just know that if I had boobs , I’d have been so creative with them man😩

@Ehges_d0ll_ @He_is_a_mystery @hamxajnr Cheers to you who thinks it's all about uni exams😂, you could be denying your next employer help😂

@He_is_a_mystery @nathanedengu @hamxajnr No, because I don’t cheat and I don’t expect my classmates to risk themselves because I came unprepared to the exam hall lol DULLARD