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I anledningen bryllupet til Märtha Louise og Shaman Durek, vil Oslo reptilpark være stengt i helgen. Vi beklager eventuelle ulemper dette forårsaker.

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

Duuuude

This is actually insane

Life after realizing embarrassment is an unexplored emotion

the sweet spot to be as a footy fan is to be completely one-eyed bias with your own team, have minimal opinions on about 14 other clubs, then have 3-4 teams that you hate in ways that would get you put on a watchlist

FINALLY BENITO

We’re them again 😭

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

Disaster class. Up the reds! #fpl

came out of marty supreme acting different, almost asked a girl for her number in the theater bathroom while she was washing her hands

🚨BREAKING — Balotelli explodes after seeing the official World Cup photo without Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’ll speak clearly because I’m tired. Tired. How can they make a photo of ‘World Cup teams’ and leave out the greatest player on the planet? What kind of circus is this? This isn’t a mistake… it feels personal. FIFA doesn’t want Cristiano. Period. They haven’t for years. Look at the history, the strange decisions, the awkward silences. You think it’s normal that in an image with 42 teams they leave out the man who changed the game, broke impossible records, raised football’s level… seriously?”

What am i scrolling for ? What do i hope to find ?

I highly recommend dating a funny man!

Alle Gutta sangen slapper eller ?

@soypablo777 For klubben. Men ikke at det å tape mot Grimsby er så mye bedre

@nattijk for amorim eller for deg som unitedfan?

Selger vi Mainoo så er det spikeren i kisten

He’s actually the most underrated player in the world

From what I’m hearing? Brotha, YOU’RE THE MESSENGER