Nicholas Christowitz

Aight, goodbye Twitter. Not sure what took me so long. I'll be on bsky, Insta, & Mastodon.

he actually is the best to ever do it

imagine pitching this in a design crit today

If you have ever been recorded speaking with a rapidly scrolling chat window superimposed alongside your head, nothing you have said or ever will say matters.

The place where I do my silly little job

📷: @nchristowitz 👉 Desk tour: makerstations.io/nicholas-desig…

@alper The paperwork alone would take several eons

This is encouraging for my case against the general public, whose widespread refusal to buy my books has cost me a fortune.

AI two years ago: “I am magical, I’m going to change everything!✨” AI now: “YUMM YUM I ATE THE INTERNET AND NOW EVERYTHING IS WORSE!!🤪”

@haenschenhans @AlexanderGerund Nooooooooooo hahahaha

Please for the love of god stop giving these fucking losers money

Once again I am looking for UX/UI work in the governmental/non-profit space. I have 2 days a week to fill. I want to design better ways of interfacing with the systems we need to exist—health & welfare services, citizen services, immigration assistance, crime reporting, etc.

What are other freelancers using for CRM these days? I'm trying to ween myself off Notion.

Created a new page for SwiftUI Field Guide's workshops! Develop an intuition for SwiftUI fundamentals, guided by the host with the most, @chriseidhof swiftuifieldguide.com/workshops/?utm…

Do I know anyone else attending @usbynightfest this year? The line-up is spectacular, I'm so excited.

I finally feel like I got the visual style of our topic covers for SwiftUI Field Guide right. Bright, descriptive, easy to make. swiftuifieldguide.com

Hier ist die Grafik, auf die so viele gewartet haben und die die Karte der Stimmgewinner bei der #Europawahl ins Verhältnis zur tatsächlichen Bevölkerung setzt. Fläche wählt nicht. Dank an @chrispahm für diese Arbeit.

@juergenhassler @haenschenhans @joshuasoehn 🤣

@nchristowitz @haenschenhans @joshuasoehn All I want is for Siri to understand that playing Rammstein is banned in my household. Instead, she goes, “I can’t find ‘Banned in My Household’ by Rammstein.” 🤦‍♂️

What the world really needs is more garbage images like these