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@LitMoose Blessed be the beef.

@LitMoose This is never available at my local store and that makes me sad.

@LitMoose Best human I know.

@LitMoose Just missing the menagerie. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@LitMoose I have retail work stories but my worst story is being trampled and smashed in the face by a department store door at age 8 by adults running for a shipment of Cabbage Patch Kids at Eatons in the 80’s. 🥬👶🏼

@leanrum @xan_desanctis I’ll remember for her….

@xan_desanctis How do I mute this post for my wife?

A man’s willingness to plan a date is a great litmus test. Men tend to be so bad at this that when my now-husband told me the plan for our first date and then followed up about it later, I was almost in disbelief.

@0xMatt I got some Lego if you need some…..

@LitMoose Ugh…. You got me right in the keto….

@LitMoose Trash kitty.

@LitMoose This is how we show love. *nods*

@LitMoose My eeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeeesssss!

@Turb0Yoda Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy

It looks so sad

@0xMatt I don’t know if we can be friends anymore, Matt. 🥓🤣

@gabsmashh My office currently… there is more hiding in a closet.

I don't wanna work late. I want a sugar daddy that just buys me Legos.

@LitMoose I’m pretty sure we brought the Mystery Machine….

@LitMoose Feels doable… and probable. 🤣

@Turb0Yoda Please pick this one up. He’s amazing. He has every recommendation I can give.

I got hit with the CRWD RIF. Looking for any DFIR Consulting or SecEng-ish role.. Been doing DFIR for 5 years both at CRWD and at Cylance- I can provide references and resume on request.

I would go into the fight with any of them again anytime. These people work on cases big & small, complex & straightforward, with passion, empathy, dedication & incredible technical expertise. They deserve your attention and consideration, and have my utmost recommendation ❤️

days of their business lives. I am humbled and proud to have worked alongside all of you. As a leader, I could ask no more of your contributions each day. Thank you! For orgs who are looking for spectacular talent, look no further than these folks.

Today is a really rough day. My heart is pretty broken. I want to say a huge thank you to my friends & teammates that were impacted by our RIF today. You are amazing, talented, driven & dedicated humans! The work we do makes a huge difference to our customers on the worst