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Genuine tears in my eyes

@Duderichy It's ok, it still feels like vacation for now 🥲

@nextarines Oh no

scrolling the news this morning after getting laid off last week

@dheisman Thank you :)

@nextarines Meant to say 100 times better lol

It’s unacceptable that ICE and Border Patrol are shoving, beating, pepper spraying, and shooting people in violation of their constitutional rights. Yesterday they did a drive-by in Arizona and sprayed a woman in the face with mace. Until there are serious reforms to this out of control agency, I will not be voting for the DHS budget and I'll keep pushing for my bill to stop this obscene use of force against law-abiding Americans. The American people shouldn’t have to fear their own government.

She obviously was putting a law enforcement officer under duress, you CANNOT do that and not be met with deadly force. I know it hurts your feelings to hear this, but Ashli Babbitt deserved what she got.

Might look better with a black belt but I haven't reached that level

“Working from home” isn’t enough I need to be able to work from inside a steamy hot shower that I never ever have to leave

letting AI gently cook my brain a little bit as a treat

Kind of crazy that Dr Frankenstein gives his monster a big ol meaty hog and then flips out when that monster wants something to stick it in

@_anupa this shit took me forever

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

@nextarines OH LAWD-

MUTUAL MONDAY: reply and I'll tell you how much i think you weigh

the economy’s gotten so bad even House Finches have to rent

@telmudic not to victim blame but he has such strong Cheater physiognomy I’m surprised he pulled one over on all those women

@rhcm123 you’re hired

@nextarines “Dick Steves” was right there

the discourse makes me wish we had a Rick Steves of getting dicked down abroad

@badness_10000 little of both!