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GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO ME EVERY DAY

it’s very important to have a phase in your life where you find an absolute shit hole dive bar and become a regular there and talk to strangers

A HBCU just beat the defending National Champions on the road. This needs to be a major sports story tomorrow.

it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be SUCCESSFUL!

nah these hoes are HUGE they the bounce house

Cool thing about life is all you need is some music you love and some ideas for the future you’re working toward with reverence and passion for the process and you’re good

Sativa then indica 🤓

Think in your favor and don’t contradict it

They’re speaking 🗣️🗣️

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I love this video so much, WOW

How it feels to know everything’s gonna work out because im the creator of my reality

I keep my vibrator charged because you never know.

big fan of saying “thank you for pointing that out to me” because I in fact do not know everything and benefit highly from alternative perspectives

Call me the birthday cake cause I wanna be ate

I can get along with anyone. But a girl who smokes weed? Oh I’ve known you since before we were born

we have lost the art of "what about you?" in daily conversation and im so sick of it

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

Everyone has to endure a short-lived long-distance romance that ends horribly for character development

hinge is the devil's playground and my friend is the devil.