nina

How to nanny:

@SecondBestEric 🤌🏽🙋🏽‍♀️

I love to be a pseudo intellectual. Being an actual intellectual just sounds very hard. But I ~love~ drinking wine out of thin stems and pretending to know things around cheese

@Hotdogqueeen I’d love to “talk history’s impact” with you someday!

@ninamendiola But like I relate to this tweet more than I can explain

Pls stop making us watch various celebrities dance on tv :(

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

Disgustingly emotional after watching the Harry Potter Reunion. So well done and wondering if I can dig up that magazine Comic-Con article I framed of Daniel Radcliffe in 2011.

Get mad “mom and dad fighting in the kitchen at 1am” vibes when politicians talk over each other

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

I would rather eat carrots dipped in sugar water than skip dessert

At my 6th concert inlove with Harry Styles and fu*ck you Olivia Wilde ok

@emilysuetaketwo @ev_marie24 I wish i were you 😭

It’s officially September. Does that mean it’s Gilmore Girls rewatch szn?

@NylanDeal Beautifully true

Lingerie is not for your partner. Lingerie is for sexy poses to your girls group chat.

@NylanDeal DylandKatePlus800Guests

@NylanDeal KatiejustDillinAround HeNealedSheSqueeled TheHotCouple

Wedding hashtags?

@tperzyk Would not miss that!

@ninamendiola Thank you, Nina! We hope you’ll come celebrate with us

Fully engaged 👬

It is close to the 1 year anniversary of having a raccoon in my crawl space and I am pleased to say that we once again have a raccoon in the crawl space :,)

@SecondBestEric Pls be my lawyer

I don’t know a single trend, I don’t even know how to use my iphone. Why and how am I in marketing?