Nitin (Nicky)

Tumne office jaate ladko ko hawa mein bowling karte dekha hai? Yaa phir chalte huye khaali haathon se batting karte dekha hai? Outside off stump ball ko kaise khelna tha, ye gyaan jatate dekha hai? Ya phir khaali kamron mein India ko jeetate dekha hai? Mein wahi hu jo dukano ke bahar khade khade match dekhta hu, Ghar pr jaake loop mode mein long off, long off, long off wala catch dekhta hu. Almari mein cricket kit nahi, loan aur EMI ki filein fail gayi hai. Ab koi puchta hai na kya khelte ho tum? Toh mein kehta hu ki saala hamare saath toh zindagi khel rahi hai 🥹

@bhattacharyya_x @PawanTheKiller @ShubhamPathakIN How did you become headache 🤕 for each other 😭

Marathi + Bengali + Gujarati 👀 3 strangers from different states became a headache for each other 😭 @PawanTheKiller @ShubhamPathakIN

@_its_ishani_ Dekhte hi bhukh lag rahi hai

Only Bengali 🇮🇳 food can mog entire Europe . 💀🙏 Crazy how they ruled India for centuries and still couldn't learn how to cook . 😭💀

@Mahiixz Respect & understand my problems

MEN ONLY: Besides sex, what do you want from women ??

@Kiara_X_X1 Then it's good for you for few days

@nitinmodi771981 Or maybe I too wont sleep in night 😅

So today's update from my gym, the guy who looked at me through mirrors yesterday. We exchanged smile today. 🙊

@emo_ananya Same thoughts came in my mind whenever I tried to put extra efforts in a relationship or even friendship but the same efforts didn't come from the other side

I think I'm not meant for love or anything remotely related to it.

@I_am_winterr Thank you 💛✨

@nitinmodi771981 youtu.be/QCXaa1mEUK0?si…

Reply Hii...I will dedicate you a song 😌🎶

@krishnaeyee Cute 🥰

Quote this tweet with your video. ✨

@Betu_Bakasur What happened betu?

I never knew i will cry when i heard ur name now it is running to my heart cause i feel the pain u found the devil in love we found a way why i feel that u with me everywhere i lay Tell me where your heart is Tell me where you keep Tell me where it stays ❤️‍🩹🎶

@dhakadgirl8 Koi baat nhi, mein motu Priyanka ka bhi follower rahunga

yahi sab kha kha kr motu hui jaa rhi hu

@FollowBacknfrp Because boys know true intentions of that male bestfriend

Why do boys have problems with girls’ male bestfriend?

@GadhaaaBaby Change your username & make it "gcs Paglu" 😂

Add me in active gcs

@ShakainaRose Acha hai, population kam hogi

Stay safe. Delhi ncr

@oppsspamagain Because people on X don't like such tweets

What’s stopping this tweet from reaching 1M people on 𝕏? (Be brutally honest.)

@Anusthesia_ He lost his focus after his disastrous batting that day

Ishan Kishan as a wicketkeeper is better than KL Rahul any day

@oppsspamagain Naagin Devi chor hai 😭💔

@Weird_Princy Haa, mein aur mera best friend jab bhi milte hai toh thoda bahut chugli karte hi hai

Kya ladke bhi ek dusre ki chugli krte hai?

@Weird_Princy Men who are saying yes will spend more money on her parlour so that he can take his wife to parties & social functions with him

Question for men: Would you marry a girl who is loyal and virgin but has too much body hair?

@Jayliveeeee US 🫂

Tweet like nahi krenge mera but kisi aur ki post pe ki gai cmt ko like de denge.