Noah Figueroa
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Noah Figueroa
@noahmfig
The creator makes but one demand, Peace and happiness through all the land
The Boonies, Nevada Beigetreten Aralık 2013
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@NHLPlayerSafety Not suspending him also puts a huge target on Durzi’s back. Parros has gotta be sent to the Guantanamo after this season man
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@LasVegasLocally And served homeless 1.5B in free goods they walk out with while you stand in a 27 person line
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@happybaldguy1 @GoldenKnights @EdmontonOilers Of course some inbred from Alberta wants to chime in on puck. Stick to the Elks bud. The real hockey fans from Nevada are gonna cook you
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@GoldenKnights 17 loser points. Frauds. You don’t get loser points in the playoffs. @EdmontonOilers gonna eat you alive in the second round.
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for the FIFTH time in franchise history:
YOUR VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE PACIFIC DIVISION CHAMPIONS ⚔️
#VegasBorn

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@NHLfan97225647 @ThebetterVinni @slipweb3 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Keep dreaming bud. A lot of talk coming from a fan of a team who just got dogwalked in the final
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@noahmfig @ThebetterVinni @slipweb3 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Bouchard made Hughes his bitch
Hughes ditched Vancouver and their fans are still drooling over him
What cucks
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@ThebetterVinni @slipweb3 @NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Absolute delusion. They literally had a better d man for 8 years and still sucked
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@noahmfig @slipweb3 @NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi They suck because they don’t have guys like bouch lmao
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@noahmfig @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Erik Karlson won the notris with 100 points and horrible defence numbers
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@NHLfan97225647 @slipweb3 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Dusted? Oilers won that series by a singular goal lol. A team with Connor McDavid and Leon Draisatl could barely beat the lowly Canucks. Imagine how good they would be with an actual defenseman
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@noahmfig @slipweb3 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Bouchard dusted the Canucks in the playoffs
I wouldn’t be talking lol
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@slipweb3 @NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Reflect on this when one of his turnovers costs the oilers a playoff game. Just like last year and the year before that lol
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@noahmfig @NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Yes you would and you’re delusional for saying that.
Enjoy that sub 30 iq you have you fucking retard I bet it working great for you irl
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@NHLfan97225647 @slipweb3 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi The Canucks made the Canucks rebuild don’t flatter yourself. The oilers will never win anything with dmen like Bouchard. Get a guy who can actually play defense and a semi competent goalie then see what happens. But they won’t since apparently Bouchard is the greatest
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@noahmfig @slipweb3 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Yes because players are just dying to join the Canucks
Bouchard sent the nucks into a rebuild
I would be mad too 😂😂
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@BakedOnOil @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi HE DOESNT!!! Doesn’t anyone watch him play?!? Also I heard his giveaway against the kings the other day didn’t count as a turnover? So that made me completely question the numbers. Regardless I just truly don’t think he’s very good at defending despite any of his offensive talent
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@noahmfig @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi See that’s the problem, He handles the puck well. All those other guys make the exact same mistakes but no one puts up video of it and they completely ignore it. Guys like Werenski literally have more turnovers than Bouch. He just doesn’t have the speed to make up for mistakes
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@NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Do you watch oilers game? They would be a better team without him. They don’t need help scoring goals man lol. Pure delusion
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@noahmfig @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi “Not even on the list” just proves you don’t know puck
Go riot that’s all Canuck fans are good at
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@slipweb3 @NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi I wouldn’t want Bouchard on the Canucks!!! At least I know they suck and I’m not delusional like the Bouchard glazers. Enjoy wasting McDavids prime 👍
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@noahmfig @NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Dude you’re just mad the Canucks are a poverty franchise and your franchise player Hughes left because the Canucks are a joke of a franchise I get it you hate you Oilers and I would too if I was a retard Canucks fan like yourself
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@BakedOnOil @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi The rules are best d man. Karlsson can actually puck handle, Makar can puck handle, Hughes can puck handle etc. I genuinely don’t think Bouchard can and it costs the oilers all the time. I would also rather it go to a better d man than the highest scoring one all day
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@noahmfig @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi So the Karlsson shouldn’t have gotten his Norris trophies? And the last what 4 or 5 winners were all the leading point scorers for D men? You can’t change the rules because you don’t like one player.
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@NHLfan97225647 @TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi Look I’ll be honest I do not watch the Blue Jackets (lol) but this guy is obsessed with Bouchard and I DO watch the oilers. So I cannot comment on Werenski deserving it or not BUT Bouchard shouldn’t even be on this list
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@TopTierPucks @NHL @Kalshi This is a defensive award, points do not matter as much as you think they do.
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