sad sad mommy

i live my life like i’m trying to get a good grade in girl class

So You’re a Girl With a Cough: 10 Ways to Signal to Your Classmates That They Are Allowed to Kill You

“not feeling hungry is a common side effect of vyvanse” no you don’t get it the Yogurt is Trying to Kill Me

In absence of a boyfriend, it is important to pavlov one’s male friends into pseudoboyfriending the core duties—listening half-heartedly to your endless talking, driving you to locations, inaccessible emotional unavailability that keeps you sharp and on your toes, etc

@opheliamoding population of 1 million btw

@opheliamoding sub out vancouver for ottawa

i’m not done catching heat i’m coming in for seconds: places in the global Reddit belt - Austin - Denver - Vancouver - Glasgow - Singapore - Bangalore - Helsinki - Tallinn - Rhine-Ruhr - Florianópolis

@habshorse yesss nat thank you

sometimes you get a sandwich somewhere and it’s like okay. in this house we believe in condiment sandwiches i guess.

they should make challengers but with rugby

coming to terms with being choppy…

just got into grad school and can’t wait to be annoying about it

in my heart i know im meant to be in the pacific northwest

this guy looks like my ex boyfriend if he channeled his energy into making music instead of calling me fat

instagram has become unusably ugly

went through all the books on my bookshelf and the only male authors i own are gary shteyngart and franz kafka

vyvanse hit the second i finished cooking

pattern recognition up a million

whenever i smoke weed i get magic crossword solving powers

happy new years to any jobless individuals; i want you all to be my boyfriends